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Azalea the half-elf witch smiles down at a pair of microblobbed moth-winged fairies in her grip, admiring their plush, rounded forms and how they squish in her hands. Close-up views are provided for each of the fairy's fattened faces, with the orange, short-haired fairy (Spice) blushing as she gasps for breath, and the purple, long-haired fairy (Sugar) sprawled on her back with a tiny wobbly smile, pinned down by her enormous belly..

"Now what did I say earlier this morning about leaving my pastries alone, girls~?" 

Sugar and Spice, Azalea's fairy companions, maaaay have gotten carried away with snacking on her baking. Her fattening snacks are much more potent on their tiny bodies!

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE «MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

I know so many people whose lives would begin to stabilise if they got a $3k cheque.

Government Surveillance 🤝 Corporate Surveillance

Ohhhh

requiring a new piece of hardware for your new operating system in the midst of an unprecedented computing hardware shortage caused by the technology underpinning said new operating system is such a profoundly stupid no-win strategy it could only come from microsoft

I think this is really important, please watch! 



I've been meaning to make this video for a while now. There's a common misconception about human rights and I want to try to re-frame the issue. Please retweet if you find this useful

Here's how to fix that, just in case nobody told you.

Tech: Guthrie readies kids’ package for markup House Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Brett Guthrie will introduce a legislative package that combines a dozen bills aimed at protecting kids online.

A collection of bills are heading to the House for markup this thursday

Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-oppose section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws

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The approximate cause of death for Anne Frank was the Nazis. The specific cause of death was the outbreak of Typhus at Bergen-Belsen camp, which overtook her (and others) from chronic malnutrition and medical abuse. These conditions are not, in character, unlike our system of immigration camps today

Heads up to anyone who supports people on Subscribestar to double check to make sure your payment info is still saved in your account

A bug in their system may have wiped it which could cause your sub to lapse. Pretty sure my current month estimation dropped to 0 because of it

For the love of God, do not waste your time talking to the validation machine.

If you are that desperate for someone to talk to, there are random chat sites. They're not great for your mental health, but they're way better than talking to a computer desinged to approve your ever bad idea.

We are genuinely not far off from a nation attempting to ban porn wholesale, or extrapolating to include furry content etc etc

Theyre coming for -everyone-. You need to internalize that and push back. Get family and friends involved and explain the stakes.

The attack on Palestinians is an attack on all of us. The attack on immigrants is an attack on all of us. The attack on trans people is an attack on all of us. The attack on boats in the Caribbean is an attack on all of us. The attack on Iran is an attack on all of us.

How to train your Ralsei.

As a guy w AuDHD this js so fucking true. My sense of the passage of time is anything but consistent

One day feels like a week, and then 2 seconds later somehow 8 months have passed without me acknowledging

Eisenhower

At this point, HAVING an X account makes you a social liability.

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAl, which is completely closed. His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods". Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil. Brilliant work as always Kojima!

Can confirm: Once saw my girlfriend being allegedly a user, and she hadn’t even heard of it until I saw the notification.

I drew this big bat on a very small graphics tablet🤨

"I am as fallible as my sources... and my sources are shit"

This is a thought I just had. No, I will not elaborate.

In other words, Booze goes well with cheesy greasy food since they're somewhat chemically similar.

That, or I'm stupid and have VASTLY misinterpreted that information. xD

I heard somewhere that foods which taste good together often share chemical similarities. I can see that in the structure of alcohol and glycerol. Heck, Glycerol is even called "Sugar alcohol"

Meanwhile Alchohol and Lactose share a hydroxymethyl group.

Assuming I'm not stupid, this makes sense.

This reminded me of the idea of a pokemon chugging potions to let themself overeat way beyond their normal capacity.

How can overeating hurt you if the same slurry that's straining things instantly heals any damage it causes?

Heck, just chugging dozens of potions has the same effect. >w>

Oh no, an army of slime that wants to force themselves in me~

*Lay down, mouth a gap~*

(post from qoinq qhost) Diversity win! your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman (reply from vegacoyote) (biodiversity win)

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."