Couldnβt have happened to a nicer douche canoe.
Live by the douche, die by the douche.
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Couldnβt have happened to a nicer douche canoe.
Live by the douche, die by the douche.
Holy shit, this is funny. This is some quality animation and writing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LS0...
16.09.2025 04:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me more.
16.09.2025 04:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs ok. Itβs all Timey Whimey.
15.09.2025 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shit no. We run a classy joint here.
12.09.2025 07:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Break a leg! Youβre sure to do great, especially if you arrive in that Tardis.
12.09.2025 07:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Teehee.
12.09.2025 06:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, fuck. My cat internet journey began with Maru.
11.09.2025 15:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you for that tidbit. Today has really sucked and I snorted very loud just now.
11.09.2025 03:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, I've spent the day on X trying to get a true sense of how the online "right" are truly responding. They are hurting, and they are angry, as they should be. I don't blame them. But holy shit, every bot, sock puppet and grievance social warrior muck raker are going full supernova.
11.09.2025 03:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I took a photo of TFG and ran it through Google Photos and it produced this video and whereas itβs realistic itβs totally unbelievable because Trump has never belly laughed in his life because he is a husk of dead skin cells animated by hate and syphilis.
05.09.2025 21:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A mosaic portrait of Berenice II
I feel like this guy a lot today. Not sure what the fuck is going on around me, but I'm pretty sure it's not good.
02.09.2025 04:57 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0PSA: everybody really is staring at you and they all know you're high
02.09.2025 04:48 β π 245 π 22 π¬ 26 π 4Tweet from Ban Hand Books says "Live your life in such a way that the world doesn't revel in rumors of your death."
Delani tweets "don't forget to leave cookies out for the grim reaper tonight"
Olivia Julianna tweets "Can't believe he's fake his death to distract us from the Epstein Files"
Miss Gender tweets: "I think, regardless of tonight's outcome, she should continue to tweet as if he's dead"
Regardless of whether its true or not, Trumps death as discussed on Twitter is the funniest culture defining moment I have ever seen. The entire world is talking about this. Here are a few bangers.
30.08.2025 20:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When Trump says "No one is above the law", he's really saying "No one ELSE is above the law."
30.08.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taylor Swift themed Jesus with the Sacred Heart candle art
30.08.2025 18:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, technically, they are both made of the same muscle. And he wipe's neither.
30.08.2025 18:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a deep cut. You read the assignment.
30.08.2025 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In a couple of years, when robot tech is REALLY good, would you watch a full on Gladiator style cage fight between them? Like, with swords, maces, chains, the full Russel?
I would. Maybe it would calm people the fuck down.
You got all that from a post? Do we know each other? My self worth is defined by the life I live and love l experience, not on whether I can claim to be βan artistβ.
29.08.2025 16:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will. And I will be just fine too. You know why?
Because I donβt define my self worth by AI use.
I adore your work. Artists have been having the βthatβs not artβ discussion for decades. Same thing was said for photoshop and digital art. Is the purpose of art defined by the process of making it or the final reception?
IMO, AI can produce art, but human created art will always be superior.
Hey, itβs not like you to be an asshole like this. I love your work but being a gatekeeper isnβt a good look.
29.08.2025 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I loved them all.
29.08.2025 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs as if the public forgets that Autistic children grow up into Autistic adults.
26.08.2025 12:19 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I believe there are cases in one of Valle's early books (Dimensions?) that mention rays. Of course there is the famous Travis Walton abduction, but earlier than that, I would ask Richard Dolan or Jeff Knox.
22.08.2025 03:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0