if that christian couple doesn’t follow through with this wedding i’m calling it, love isn’t real
05.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if that christian couple doesn’t follow through with this wedding i’m calling it, love isn’t real
05.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*turret. TURRET
04.03.2026 06:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh the american celebrities are doing it for their own pockets lol that makes sense
04.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
the american celebrity traitor contestants take it so embarrassingly personally. i feel
like the uk people had some perspective like this is a game, we are competitors, this is for charity
Kindness abounds and life is very normal.
25.02.2026 07:38 — 👍 240 🔁 38 💬 9 📌 4there’s only one dog baseball night this year instead of two like last year and it’s the night before this big yearly retreat/agm event that i am responsible for so i guess i can’t go to dog baseball and i’m so sad cause i live for dog baseball
03.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
more recipes should involve a packet of ranch seasoning
03.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There's a dismissive contemptuousness in Sim's answers to the media that would fit right in with the administration down south.
We have to firmly reject this in Vancouver.
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breakfast of champions
28.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sometimes visiting my hoarder mom pays off. she’s mostly worried about things going to waste or whatever so if i’m really excited about an absolute unit of a digital camera she’s happy to pass it along
28.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
27.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 3330 🔁 1003 💬 41 📌 49i hate when a cab driver asks me for my input about the route. i don’t know, this is your job
27.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lol thank u
26.02.2026 06:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i have a purpose. and if you think that’s some kind of blessing, it’s not
25.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0love a good adam’s apple. underrated feature
24.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My brand new stand up special Tiki Madness is now streaming on YouTube! Check it out now! It's SILLY AF. You will love it!
18.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1(i have gotten flowers before)
20.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
pet area to ourselves hell yeah
20.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it’s so amazing to finally love and be loved like you always dreamed of but didn’t really think possible
20.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0new phone cameras do weird automatic things to try to “enhance” photos. drives me nuts
20.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bass pro shop is so much fun
still devastated i missed out on the underwater bowling restaurant
i’m suing my friend for slander
20.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hearing a plumber say “yuck” is oddly jarring. it’s like a doctor saying “yuck”
15.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s finally fixed and the plumber is just doing a cursory wipe up before heading out and i heard him say “yuck” so you know it must be bad lmaoooo
15.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0very silly people totally ruined my valentine’s day plans 😢
15.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0did it
15.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bathtub decided to back up with stinky brown water today. plumbers have been trying to fix it allll day. apparently a neighbour thought it would be a good idea to flush a bunch of wood chips. happy valentine’s day 😘
15.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what is the perfect festive movie to watch to accompany me with these tasks
14.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in being stressed out in a loving way like ack gotta make a card ack gotta wrap all these gifts i invented my own new holiday: valentines eve
14.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0