Seitan’s Wager

Impossible Burger Wall

if I had to guess he demanded extremely bizarre background conditions that made him easily identifiable and the NYT decided to roast him

hands down the absolute *strangest* “on background” sourcing I have ever seen in the NYT. Completely bonkers stuff www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

So just to be clear the FA rule is that Emi Martinez is strictly forbidden from promoting betting companies except for every time he puts on an Aston Villa shirt

yeah seems key that the specific scene included here is Walter menacing Skyler

repurposing this quote when I see Kerkez invert in build up and underlap in attack

"protracted quagmire" as opposed to a "brief quagmire"

*touches ear piece*

I'm hearing that Luís Suarez is not, in fact, woke

It’s early days, but:

Traders are treating Iran as a much shorter oil market disruption than Russia. And not exactly a more intense one either.

sherwood.news/markets/qata...

peak conservative performance looks like

pretty wild that econ experts (correctly) spent years explaining that there isn't a magic button Biden could push to make prices go lower and then Trump just said, actually I found the button, it makes prices higher and I pushed it

they did a casting search for the town/club they wanted to buy and rejected at least one because it wasn't "working class" and impoverished enough! it's weird and gross

Morecambe FC break ties with takeover figure accused of supporting terrorist group The UK government has frozen the financial assets of Gurpreet Singh Rehal after he was accused of supporting a terrorist organisation in India

also this was hilarious www.theguardian.com/football/202...

frankly derogatory to the legitimate business practices of West Ham's owner to imply that there isn't currently a premier league owner (and possible future championship owner) in "show biz"

Congressional hearings about the infuriating ubiquity of Mint Mobile ads when

FIFA legitimately will not know how to handle "Norman Rockwell's man standing to speak at town meeting"

rare "Richard Nixon-esque behavior" from Dana White

RFK Jr.’s dunk on Dunkin’ riles up New Englanders: ‘Come and take it’ “We’re going to ask Dunkin’ Donuts and Starbucks, ‘Show us the safety data that show that it’s okay for a teenage girl to drink an iced coffee with 115 grams of sugar in it,’” the health secretary sai...

"could coffee with half and half and as much sugar in it as a Coke be bad for you?" is such funny discourse www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Todd @ Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5. Canal RIOS 508 MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

the editorial slant of streetsblog on this issue is pretty odd and unfortunate

this story might be the greatest piece of art generated by tax exiles since Exile on Main St.

A class action lawsuit by Palantir employees for their nicotine pouch addiction 10 years from now would really be something

Trump's data-center energy plan is undermined by his own aversion to renewables www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Palantir and other tech companies are stocking offices with tobacco products to increase worker productivity | Fortune Health experts offer a blunt warning on using tobacco products to increase productivity, saying the adverse health effects have been well documented.

Sincere question about this for actual lawyers: what’s the level of corporate liability here? fortune.com/2026/03/04/p...

pallet manufacturer/surveyor
steel plant engineer with a patented furnace design to his name

the product opportunity is obvious, the market cap is there for the taking, and at this point it's an absolute layup thanks to the specific dysfunction of its competitors

so yeah, about Anthropic and the path for Claude to be the enterprise AI of choice...

(if he had gone more personally proletarian, Gavin Newsom would clearly be the Democratic W)

influential family, boarding school, peripatetic youth with some questionable decisions, adoption of "working class" personal motifs: if you squint, Platner is the Democratic GW Bush