Rev. Brian Beissel

I would not mind hanging out with Fred Ottman. But I’m pretty sure I could do it in a much cheaper way.

Dear 8 year old me,
You will grow up to be very jealous of Dan Slott.

I bet she even reads a phone book with conviction in her voice.

I am here and so tired.

#ELCACWA25

I wish the guy would stop talking about God. Pretty sure he’s never cracked open the Bible.

My childhood hero died today. He later in life said some very nad things and stood up for people that I couldn’t support. Hulk, I wish you were more like the character of portrayed on television. That guy made me want to be a better person. And then you showed who you were and it wasn’t pretty.

They, meaning the ultra wealthy, don’t consider us to be human. We are subcreatures.

So I’m living in 2002 again?

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social please check out my local paper’s front page. Pottsville, PA.

Fuck the fed

@lastweektonight.com guys. This was my local papers headline today. Pottsville, Pennsylvania. I think you know what to do.

Around, around, up, down

Yeah don’t you remember, after Jesus said you must share your extra coat with those who have none, he said jk go get yours lol.

I want Ollie’s chili.

MLB spends a lot of time and effort to pat itself on the back on Jackie Robinson Day every April 15. It should explain how it can do that while erasing the word "diversity" from its website and remaining silent as the Trump administration attempts to erase Jackie Robinson's history.

Pitch that!

I remember her! Also from a few episodes of Night court, if I’m not mistaken.

I’ll vote for you

Everything that helps people is wrong, just like Jesus said.

I’m a member of my local Democrat committee. Recently I was out of breakfast where one of our members asked why on earth we just accepted the results of the election and she was talked down to by the chair. He told her she was being a conspiracy theorist.

So how did it taste?

*Shudder*

What did the poor chicken do to him?

I was upset with the lack of love scenes.

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Also, steak ‘n Shake has been floundering for years. I used to love their steak burgers. They were really thin and had that crispiness on the edge. Glad it’s really just on the turnpike around here.

He literally wants us all to die, doesn’t he?

Mostly digital. No comic book store around here for over an hour.

Will democracy prevail? If yes, how?