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@eltervoog.bsky.social

Proud Michiginadianderist (He/Him)

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01.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1885    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

30.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38718    πŸ” 14627    πŸ’¬ 564    πŸ“Œ 652
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In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape

This is a concentration camp. Call it what it is.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/u...

30.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 753    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 15

I'm thrilled that this is the world my child is growing up in. I know it's cliche to talk about how GenX like me where essentially free range, but it pains me that my daughter lives in a world of fear and preparation for the worst, instead of a world of bike ramps and loitering at the mall.

31.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2nd in line to the presidency, yet consistently has no idea what’s happening in the country

29.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3605    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 42
A man wearing a dark green uniform coat stands in front of an orange wall inside a building with marble floors and red-brown walls. His hands are clasped in front of him, and he looks slightly upward. The lighting casts a soft shadow behind him.

A man wearing a dark green uniform coat stands in front of an orange wall inside a building with marble floors and red-brown walls. His hands are clasped in front of him, and he looks slightly upward. The lighting casts a soft shadow behind him.

There are so many Hitler particles emanating from this.

29.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1123    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 30

I know absolutely nothing about baseball, but I choose to believe Sidd Finch and Steve Nebraska are real names.

28.10.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me watching baseball:

there it is, the baseball

28.10.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cups are bullshit, if anything sports should have exposed penis and balls

28.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who actively dislikes baseball, there's always this wonderful schadenfreude that happens this time if year.

28.10.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never considered it as an option. But I've certainly been committed to it. Ever been to the Upper Peninsula before?

28.10.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 80s childhood could have led us to such a better (and butter) place. We really fucking blew it. Just look at where we are now, and where we could have been.

28.10.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: in between innings they should have to compete in other physical challenges.

28.10.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Queso comes out of a jar, and nacho cheese gets pumped out of a machine.

27.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my college buddies (goofy stoner) was consoling another buddy who was despondent over an exam he was pretty sure he tanked.

"Look, it's over. Stop worrying about it. You either did good, or bad,....or medium."

Thirty years ago. Still say it occasionally.

27.10.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

26.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8728    πŸ” 2029    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 55

I, and pretty much everyone I know, uses dish towels, a pepper grinder, and a kettle.

Although, one thing I don't do is pour baked beans all over my breakfast, like a crazy person would do.

27.10.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i like to eat all seven of my spiders on january 1st each year and get it out of the way

27.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
A reenactor clad in a full plate armor harness circa late 14th to early 15th century threatening the photographer with a spear.

Photo credit: Genz d'armes 1415

A reenactor clad in a full plate armor harness circa late 14th to early 15th century threatening the photographer with a spear. Photo credit: Genz d'armes 1415

The Poker has arrived at your location.

27.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sho...

27.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This video is amazing.

It's also worth remembering that "amazing" doesn't necessarily mean "good".

27.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doesn't seem that scary. But that's probably how he gets you.

26.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps, but he's difficult to watch even when he doesn't have dialog.

As for the script working against someone, Aliens manages to do something almost impossible. Create a character so terrible that even Bill Paxton can't save it. Completely destroys any chance of me taking the movie seriously.

26.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was talking about this with a friend just the other day. Terminator and Alien are perfect in their grim horror, and Terminator 2 and Aliens tried to inject a bunch of wackiness that just doesn't work for me.

Also, Furlong just can't act. Every seen with him is a chore to get through.

26.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Butthole Surfers - Sweat Loaf
YouTube video by 1985cactus Butthole Surfers - Sweat Loaf

This is at least in my top 5 favorite covers.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-fE...

26.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna wear a suit, tie and glasses for Halloween and tell everyone I’m dressed as a soybean farmer / treasury secretary.

26.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5424    πŸ” 747    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 22

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

25.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 44052    πŸ” 15354    πŸ’¬ 1708    πŸ“Œ 715

I've talked about this several times. Trump has either been President, or running for President, since my daughter was 5. She has grown up in a world where this is what politics is. She knows no other world, and that fact totally depresses me.

25.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Much Dirtier Can the Dirty Martini Get?

You could dunk your junk in it. That would be pretty dirty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/d...

24.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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