Grobian Syboe

My detractors will say "appeal to Wise Principles" is a logical fallacy, not realising this is the orthodox application of the Rigourous Method

"I would be all too happy to explain my rationale" - The Reasonable Interlocutor

Ok guys, let's get a little crazy and rock the eff out this weekend

Your da went on a "shamanistic retreat"

Too bloody right 👍

Oh my god. Spiritual healing power!

Your da is a reiki practicioner

Your da's a wiccan

Feels absolutely mental saying "hmm, just as I suspected"

Ptolemaic type problem

#thinkingmindset

If you have an emails kind of job, try unmuting during an all-hands meeting and say "tee-hee! What luck!" While someone is presenting

Italian irredentism was "cringe" in my opinion

Behold, a man

Positive thinking is when you think of something, negative thinking is when you don't.

You must journey to Savoy

- labour cabinet minister

The feeling is that we're turning a corner on low levels of process implementation

They are using the beam that gives you gum disease against entire cities

Just who is "the saucy little Savoyard" I refer to in my memoirs?

An ASTUTE reader would not bother with such questions.

Truly,

Grobian

normal dirtman

We can see the process by which America attempts to resolve its contradictions through the development of "miniseries"

its for mental health

"ooh lovely boy,
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker

✋ 😐 🤚

YES exactly

I will never surrender

So excited! They’re trialing a 5 day work week at the workhouse! It’ll increase efficiency and bring down operating costs because we won’t get fed on Saturdays 🥰

I laughed for the first time in 2017, after I saw “The Vulnerable Comic” performing his heartfelt routine in front of a crowd of 5 at the Edinburgh fringe festival.
It’s so important so support up and coming entertainers from Cambridgeshire, even if they are a bit too quirky for the mainstream!

Instead of a "hi-5" or a "fist bump" you can try "The Net of Salutation". Splay your fingers out and touch your finger tips together with the other person, then touch foreheads. DO NOT smile.