kristina

and by take matters into our own hands I mean sign a petition of course

100% serious i’ve been going to wendy’s (prob way too much) since 2021 bc it’s one of the few fast food places that I’m able to eat bc of my parosmia and it’s gone so downhill since whoever in charge in just these few months. we need to take matters into our own hands guys

now they got rid of the weekly $2 off combo deal and now it’s only $1? #weareALLkirk #boycottwendys

small business owners be like oh man i gotta wake up early to take pictures

still thinking of the nose and tattoo idea so maybe I’ll follow through

it was worth the $20 i won’t lie

????

dropped half a bag of a 6lb bag of meatballs from Costco on the floor AMA

saw someone with a christmas leg sleeve and i was like oh that’s cool but then you’d be christmassy all year round that might bother me personally, i say as i have a jack o’ lantern tattoo and plan on building up a halloween sleeve

wendys got rid of their sweet and sour sauce so i’m getting rid of myself. goodbye

it’s more than that and .. go outside??? we live in the northeast man it’ll be winter soon and you ain’t be doing shit outside for 5-6 months of the year!!!

read about local community near me building a COMMUNITY CENTER with a gym, basketball courts, meeting rooms, cafeteria, etc etc and i thought “oh how nice” and the first comment I see is we make “lavish indoor facilities” for exercise when we can go outside I HATE THESE PEOPLE I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!

in the past hour i’ve decided I’m going to get the other side of my nose pierced and came up with 2 different tattoo ideas. someone might need to check on me

i dumped it out i couldn’t do it

being brave (drinking hot chocolate that was made with water and not milk bc i don’t have any)

flash idea: cryptids

i’m convinced my phones battery is going to explode in my hand too bc of how hot it gets

75% doesn’t even sound that bad but this shit is terrible

tomorrow… the iphone 11 will be retired

hey does anyone know how to talk to girls

hot mulligans new album… umm. banger alert!!!

solicitor woke me up banging on the door and window(??) this morning which sign are we thinking I should get?

if anyone wanted an update he got his wife to fight his battle instead

ok guys can we come up with a username

like one of these

should i make an instagram/tiktok account to post cringey videos and ragebait it seems fun

you ever noticed how they closed a whole bunch???? they’re scared of me

hit my finger rn and it still feels weird and hurts after cutting it at Big Lots in 2022!!!I’m still going to sue you one day…