Panic spreads across CCHQ as her minders realise that Kemi has somehow given them the slip, and managed to break into the BBC Breakfast studio
“That’ll cost us another 10 points in the polls” sighs a CCHQ insider
Panic spreads across CCHQ as her minders realise that Kemi has somehow given them the slip, and managed to break into the BBC Breakfast studio
“That’ll cost us another 10 points in the polls” sighs a CCHQ insider
It’s taken he ages - but I’ve produced a Venn diagram showing the overlap of people who think
1. Brexit means Brexit
2. War in Iran is good
3. Jim Carey is a clone
It’s taken he ages - but I’ve produced a Venn diagram showing the overlap of people who think
1. Brexit means Brexit
2. War in Iran is good
3. Jim Carey is a clone
That’s a cannie bagging for Tudor
Anyone? Anyone?
That’s a cannie bagging of Tudor
Anyone? Anyone?
To be fair I’m quite exclusive on Lego
It has to be Batmobile / bat vehicle related
Ok
Except for the bloody Delorean
It seems that Cognitive Dissonance is actually Kemi’s flagship policy
05.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It seems that Cognitive Dissonance is actually Kemi’s main policy
05.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Or just shout “BOLLOCKS” the whole time they are talking
05.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watch reruns of robot wars
Ah sorry - more JP
Starmers turning this into thatchers Falkland’s moment
But this time by deciding - rightly - not to go to war
Oh JC
you’ve outdone yourself
Eviscerating
And hilarious
And a bit worrying
Oh JC
you’ve outdone yourself
Eviscerating
Please read (and laugh)
Brave attempt lads
And Bethell - what a player!
Let’s hope she turns snitch
She must know where some bodies are buried
Including her poor dog
A quick scroll thru comments on these Heil and Express FB posts show that…..the majority agree with…….
STARMER
Makes sense to me
05.03.2026 11:36 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1
Feel sorry for her
The shame
Imagine the whole world - including your kids - knowing that you’re a Coldplay fan
(Sorry)
Starmers moment
04.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brown trouser time
04.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Guess what I’m building….
04.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 1
The saffers team when NZ won the toss
#T20
So basically they should have just stopped the first World Cup T20
Semi final when NZ won the toss
As happens at home as well
04.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First dog walk in just a shirt*
Maybe first Utepils tonight!
*and other clothes of course
Yep
04.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It’s been reported in the guardian
04.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
She may want to check what her hubby has been doing
04.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1I just don’t care
04.03.2026 10:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0