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Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. NOW A DEFORM MP! (Go me!!!). Parody

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It’s behind a paywall anyway

02.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of them is no doubt where the Epstein Files are stored

02.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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FFS
This again
They have a combined salary of Β£225k
They own several air BnB flats that makes them thousands a year
Fuck off

02.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wonder why?
Lack of any actual evidence maybe?

02.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stolen from FB

02.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How i wish they read
Anything

28.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She did
Not enjoying the consequences

28.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never knew this was a documentary

28.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he is
I wouldn’t want him to die happy

28.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the First Lady you should be questioning about the Epstein Files, not Hilary.

27.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4397    πŸ” 1518    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 73
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Stolen from FB
won’t anyone think of dicky and Izzy?

28.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well. Not according to wiki (I know)

28.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m guessing it’s Starmers fault

28.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most terrifying (and also exciting) thing you can see on your WA screen….

28.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indeed
They cheated
They fielded a candidate who was a normal, relatable, compassionate human being
Instead of a racist robot nob head

THE BASTARDS!!!!
arrest them now

28.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Ducky Fuzz

28.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love lovejoy

28.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah lack of nipples is poor!
I’ve already got two The Batman Batmobiles
So it’s prob between the other 2
Looks like BVS maybe a more interesting build

28.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sound?

28.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Choices choices choices
3 new Lego Batmobiles go on sale tomorrow
All cheap (Β£25 ish)
But which shall I get first?
1. Batman and Robin
2. The Batman
3. Batman v superman

28.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But something as simple as a batting average should make sense

28.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah
But it’s not a proper average!
Surely an average should represent the average score a batter gets each time they bat

Tuffnel has a text average of 5.1 - that’s bollocks
It’s actually 2

28.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly- all the lot outs
Prob really helped Tuffers average as well

28.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty sure they brought in the wrong First Lady to testify...πŸ€”πŸ˜

27.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11252    πŸ” 4096    πŸ’¬ 495    πŸ“Œ 182
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I’m sorry
But batting averages in cricket make no mathematical sense
Brian here has an average of 277
He’s scored 277 across 5 innings
But as he’s been no out 4 times he gets a 277 average
Crazy

28.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eh?

28.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Yep
They are a menace

28.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant!

28.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First time having D&B - with fish n chips of course!

28.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s made of LEGO isn’t it?

28.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0