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Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. NOW A DEFORM MP! (Go me!!!). Parody

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IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE
Tomorrow will be date #100
Yep
I’m still counting

07.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Perfect!!!

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

07.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3139    πŸ” 992    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 35

Ian mcshane!
No I know he’s getting on a bit
So no idea!

07.03.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WTAF
I hope Disney, Warner and HBO due his huge flaccid arse

07.03.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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To be fair, there’s not many stars that can sellout the snug of the Dog and Duck 2 nights running

07.03.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

By WINOs father has a box full of ZX80s
They are worth a few quid these days
Wish I’d nicked one!!

07.03.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If they do reboot Lovejoy - then I reckon I’ve found a good replacement Tinker

07.03.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Space Lego was the best

06.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine as well!
We won it in a school raffle
Wish I still had it
Catacombs and monster maze were brilliant games (well, at the time)

06.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine as well!
We won it in a school raffle
Wish I still had it
Catacombs and monster maze were brilliant games (well, at the time)

06.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Must be nice to be able to just leave voluntarily

In most other jobs it would be you’re sacked - and we are calling the police

06.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Panic spreads across CCHQ as her minders realise that Kemi has somehow given them the slip, and managed to break into the BBC Breakfast studio

β€œThat’ll cost us another 10 points in the polls” sighs a CCHQ insider

06.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s taken he ages - but I’ve produced a Venn diagram showing the overlap of people who think
1. Brexit means Brexit
2. War in Iran is good
3. Jim Carey is a clone

06.03.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s taken he ages - but I’ve produced a Venn diagram showing the overlap of people who think
1. Brexit means Brexit
2. War in Iran is good
3. Jim Carey is a clone

06.03.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a cannie bagging for Tudor

Anyone? Anyone?

06.03.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s a cannie bagging of Tudor

Anyone? Anyone?

06.03.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair I’m quite exclusive on Lego
It has to be Batmobile / bat vehicle related

Ok
Except for the bloody Delorean

05.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems that Cognitive Dissonance is actually Kemi’s flagship policy

05.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems that Cognitive Dissonance is actually Kemi’s main policy

05.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or just shout β€œBOLLOCKS” the whole time they are talking

05.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch reruns of robot wars
Ah sorry - more JP

05.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starmers turning this into thatchers Falkland’s moment

But this time by deciding - rightly - not to go to war

05.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh JC
you’ve outdone yourself
Eviscerating
And hilarious
And a bit worrying

05.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh JC
you’ve outdone yourself
Eviscerating
Please read (and laugh)

05.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Brave attempt lads
And Bethell - what a player!

05.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s hope she turns snitch
She must know where some bodies are buried
Including her poor dog

05.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A quick scroll thru comments on these Heil and Express FB posts show that…..the majority agree with…….
STARMER

05.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Makes sense to me

05.03.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Feel sorry for her
The shame
Imagine the whole world - including your kids - knowing that you’re a Coldplay fan

(Sorry)

05.03.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0