Jordan

what if there was a kinda alcohol you could drink all the time, any time of day, without everyone thinking you're a piece of shit? it's called Jim's Juice, i'm Jim, i invented it, i'm fucked the hell up right now, and (winks at juice box full of fermented kratom tea) you probably didn't even notice,

Film poster for the movie “Good Boy” that has a close up of Indy’s face with a hand reaching out reflecting in his eyes

tribute poster for the goodest boy 🐕

A digital illustration depicting Grindle from the game Hollow Knight: Silksong. Grindle is a small thieving bug of indeterminate species. He is being grasped tightly in a large human hand that has an angry vein popping out of the wrist, and appears cartoonishly distressed. The hand is a neutral mid-gray.

Grindle you thieving twerp. #Silksong

lol it’s this guy

a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."

10/07/2025

If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

A simple doodle that looks like a screenshot of two youtube videos, starring Lancer from the game Deltarune. In the earlier video, Lancer sits in his room looking mildly confused; the video is titled "what does fuck mean?" in all lowercase. The video has been watched all the way through. The second video shows lancer smiling and flipping the viewer off while Susie laughs hysterically in the background; it is titled "fuck whoever disliked my video." This image is a paint-over of a real screenshot of two videos both by a real-life child, which has been circulated as a meme.

Have a #Deltarune meme. Simple sprite paintover in places bc I'm still tryna get a feel for Susie's headshape lol.

The ICE Shooter’s Motive Joshua Jahn's friends speak

ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.

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I will always defend The Outwaters and Poughkeepsie Tapes as some of the best foundfootage imo

Portrait of "Gwen" from web series Knights of Guinevere

The princess #KnightsofGuinevere

@slimyswampghost.bsky.social is a part of Final Transmissions, an analog horror televison show! Donate to help us bring this series to life today!

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i am begging you to primary the do-nothing party leadership so i don't have to clip their videos anymore. free me of this curse

getting MS-95 tattooed on my knuckles so people know my favorite edition of Windows hopefully this never provides fuel for a dictator to make claims about my criminal history

Gonna become a reactionary anti-woke slop YouTuber but only make videos about how they're ruining my life by calling the movie "The Mandalorian and Grogu".

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
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YouTube video by Good Morning America What Trump’s tariffs mean for your groceries

GMA really just said “Womp womp” to poor people youtu.be/e9aEpb26LRY?...

Wisconsin man who showed up to support an anti-trans bill does something amazing - Queerty “I have a very little knowledge of gay people and things like that there…” “I have a very little knowledge of gay people and things like that there…”

This elderly man showed up to support an anti-trans bill in my home state and then, because he had to wait hours to testify, he was stuck listening to queer folks rally against it

By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind

Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds

quick reminder of the only video that exists

Chuck Schumer finally released a statement on Mahmoud Khalil, beginning with a condemnation not of his arrest, but of him

I'm really glad that there are some @democrats.senate.gov with a spine because so many of the House are this:

Kevin Sorbo ‹ @ksorbs CONSERVATIVE Interest rates are not Christian.

Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership:

SOMEBODY SHOULD WRITE A SERIES OF BOOKS ABOUT THIS

Okay everybody... START SHOPPING!!!

For me it’s either the sound of boiling water or the crackling of a fire