Jordan

what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?

milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby

“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire

Budget-ass brand Gestapo can't even do sit-ups

BORTAC agent in full riot gear getting hit by a snowball

Go back to Yuma, fuckface #mpls

Well, those boots were not made for walking

Schumer and Jeffries watching the news: “Hey he cant do that that illegal. Anyways.”

Don't overthink the Trump admin's reasoning here. They don't have a grand scheme. They are willing to upend the international order because they think everyone else will be too scared to fuck with them. And whatever terrorist attacks this inspires against us will just help them electorally.

james cameron every few years

A depiction of the King in Yellow as a mass of centipedes/lamprey-like parasites. The main visage is a yellow body bag whose surface writhes with tendrils. A halo in the image of a lamprey's jaws crowns the king's head from behind (with some lampreys framing around a decrepit doorway).

The King In Yellow 𓆨
(commissioned by Christopher Lee)

Paddington in RRR (2022)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1745

Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended

Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/

Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed

Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

The "Where's My Wife" Fit Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat. James Sunderland Sebastian Castellanos Alan Wake Ethan Winters

A Skeet from Ken Klippenstein saying "Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place." With a picture of Mamdani and Trump. Then a thread break an an unhinged skeet saying "Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776."

Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.

"Nobody in history has ever lost $500 billion in a few weeks," Huang said. "You've gotta be worth a lot to lose $500 billion in a few weeks."

it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...

I love bringing people to their doctor’s office. I have no allegiance to this place. I can steal all the swabs I want. Untethered from all decorum. I am free like an animal.

I know no peace (/pos)

what if there was a kinda alcohol you could drink all the time, any time of day, without everyone thinking you're a piece of shit? it's called Jim's Juice, i'm Jim, i invented it, i'm fucked the hell up right now, and (winks at juice box full of fermented kratom tea) you probably didn't even notice,

Film poster for the movie “Good Boy” that has a close up of Indy’s face with a hand reaching out reflecting in his eyes

tribute poster for the goodest boy 🐕

A digital illustration depicting Grindle from the game Hollow Knight: Silksong. Grindle is a small thieving bug of indeterminate species. He is being grasped tightly in a large human hand that has an angry vein popping out of the wrist, and appears cartoonishly distressed. The hand is a neutral mid-gray.

Grindle you thieving twerp. #Silksong

lol it’s this guy

a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."

10/07/2025

If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

A simple doodle that looks like a screenshot of two youtube videos, starring Lancer from the game Deltarune. In the earlier video, Lancer sits in his room looking mildly confused; the video is titled "what does fuck mean?" in all lowercase. The video has been watched all the way through. The second video shows lancer smiling and flipping the viewer off while Susie laughs hysterically in the background; it is titled "fuck whoever disliked my video." This image is a paint-over of a real screenshot of two videos both by a real-life child, which has been circulated as a meme.

Have a #Deltarune meme. Simple sprite paintover in places bc I'm still tryna get a feel for Susie's headshape lol.

The ICE Shooter’s Motive Joshua Jahn's friends speak

ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...