Honeydew The Jelly Dragon

Honeydew can split/rejoin his molecules pretty easily. He'll just katamari himself back together again!

If you pit a jelly dragon against a car wash, the car wash will win every time.

sex is pretty good but have u ever watched someone's face turn as white as a ghost when u hit them with three draw 4's in a row during a round of uno

Shalaal? Sitting still for an entire half hour? Do you even know who she is?

The dental hygienist told Shalaal to rinse and spit, but I don't think that's what he had in mind. Her teeth ain't yellow, but the floor is.

u put the nickel back into the machine to hear nickelback but u can also put nickels in Milo's backside buttcrack and then it's nickelcrack but you'll never get the nickel back

nickel me this batman

milo is owned by @cherryfox73.bsky.social

buffet having a spherical meat product served to be labelled: "meet balls"

holy hell I was looking at old stuff and completely forgot about this stupid parody comic I drew like 4 years ago

I think HR might have some complaints...

I can't decide what's better, the original full body orgasm or full body orgasm brotherhood

my little tribute to @pereiracartoons.bsky.social's little animation (in the comments below). animated that DOPE last scene with Nail :3 <3 🍆🐰💦

Just wanted to give a happy birthday shout out to @theethj.bsky.social, my wonderful boyfriend. Hope ya have a good one, babe! 💚

Yo happy birthday my main cat @theethj.bsky.social ♥ thank you for all the help you've given me!

ft. @daletfours.bsky.social as the condom

Witness? I got somethin' you can witness. Witn'dis DICK amirite? Hee HAA heh hueh
Come on, don't act all surprised. You've seen a penis before. You HAVE one of those down there, don't you?

I hate mentioning political news and I'll never turn my account into a propaganda machine, but I live in the Minneapolis area and the shit happening here is mad stupid. I have to wonder if people in other countries see the USA as a third world country because of this kind of nonsense. I hate this

AaaA

Best of twitter december 2024

dicks out for smelly marsupial

commissioned by LEOPARDTUXEDO over on furaffinity

link time magnetusart.carrd.co

Honeydew's clearly enjoying his vacation, and it looks like he's been making friends with some of the other beachgoers too even if they're so small. Hopefully they don't mind the fact that Honeydew needs to take a quick macro-sized leak. Mind the splash zone!

Just one more firework to set off-

Happy New Year everybody!

#HappyNewYear | #Erin | #OCs | #Furry | #NSFW

Happy New Years.

As part of a Secret Santa event, @scrimblobimblos.bsky.social drew this lovely picture of Alectrona lounging around by the fire and enjoying a nice warm mug of her own Arcanine milk, as one does on a chilly winter night.

Do 'em a favor and go and check out their other art!

This is my second time participating in a Secret Santa event where I've drawn for someone else. This year, that person was @grannythatgames.bsky.social, featuring their OC Wilbert. Hope ya enjoy; this'll be my last pic for 2025. Happy new year!

A Christmas secret santa I drew for @hivers.bsky.social

If we could get any closer

Honeydew's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Goosaders

It takes a lot of effort for Engy to drag that floor-brushing belly and pair of balls around~

But it's all worth it for keep a body that's shaped like a bed~

Getting mad at the game awards every year while continuing to willfully watch it every year is like eating your least favorite food every day and still being upset about it tasting just as bad as it did yesterday

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