Can’t stand a couple that both have blonde hair and blue eyes. Bitch why are you fucking your brother?

Had a dream I was going into labor and I was pushing and pushing and the baby wouldn’t come out and then I woke up and farted. Pregnancy is hard.

This is a khia app

I’m not even on here so I really dgaf

I’m going and I’m gonna follow you there and video tape you

I got two bad bitches call em Lisa or Lena

I have hit my hit off of the same celling light in my house about 10 times already.

How does football work.

I have nothing to say I’m just bored and want attention right now.

Idk how they are still alive I ignore tf out of them. I have an indoor hydroponic system so that’s probably why. Hoping to actually grow stuff outdoors when Elsa isn’t burying my house in snow.

I’m growing strawberries and tomatoes ❤️

Maybe you’re the goose and I wanted to let you go.

A blue waffle

One time I had a dream that a goose was stuck in boiling hot tar and I tried to save it but I couldn’t reach it in time so I had to listen to the goose boil alive and I heard it scream in pain as it sank lower and lower into the boiling tar.

I don’t like twitter I saw a little boy get crushed to death on there.