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What do you call a psychic school shooter? A 4chan teller

I’ll take it

What do you call a psychic school shooter? A 4chan teller

Sure, working night shift is shortening my life and killing my social life, but I get to watch every sunset and sunrise and that kinda kicks ass.

Halfway through the season and this remains true

I can’t have children because Los Locos kicked my balls into outer space

Listen to this episode and learn from my mistakes of dating white witches.

When someone asks me my favorite game of thrones character:

Wutang is for the children. Woo-woo is not for the children

The BAFTAs censoring Free Palestine but not the n-word tells me everything I need to know

Cat dish that says pussy

Are you kidding me

Michael t Weiss as Jarod from the pretender

Pretendermogging

Been watching the Olympics and none of these hockey players are fucking each other Heated Rivalry is BULLSHIT

Tom Noonan and Robert Duvall dying in the same week. We are losing our bald kings

They better don’t say it’s bad

ICYMI: @junlper.beer stopped by the pod to hate on Dubai with us. It’s a fun one

A stitch ring pop

Even candy has to have an established IP these days

I love the Duran Duran Bond theme and I’m tired of pretending that I don’t.

Outside the front door of a suburban house stands a blob of arms and legs and faces and eyeballs saying "hey neighbor, just- you know, circling back- not about the mower that's fine- just the whole, 'hey what if you joined us, added your flesh to our flesh, your strength to our strength' thing- just something to think about. You coming to the barbecue on sunday?"

hey neighbor

One of C. Reilly’s woman friends wrestled Weeman and won and Weeman was so emasculated and embarrassed that they fired her from the movie.

Inside the John c Reilly and weeman drama with a pic of John c Reilly

I get all my news from one, trusted source: Snapchat stories

I knew I forgot one

I will only marry a woman who is:

-drank from a hose
-rode in the back of a truck
-sent outside and told not to come back until dark
-used a pay phone
-run through

Quite the baptism

Seems like it should be standard. And yet…

Two bowls of crystals, one a green uranium bowl. A statue of a black knight from dark souls, a statue of Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza, and Jean Claude van damme from kickboxer.

You charge your crystals by moonlight. I charge mine in a uranium bowl on my buff dude shrine. We are not the same.

Milk is goated when drinking calcium is the vibe

I’m not management. I’m still a union man. But I am a leader. And part of being a leader is staying connected with the job and your coworkers doing that job. More nurses in leadership roles should remember this!

I’m the ER charge nurse and every so often I pick up a floor shift in my department. Regular patient assignment. Trauma, psych, whatever. Gotta let the staff nurses know that I can still do the job.