Zyns are evil. Used to be that smokers would get an extra break but with zyns they can keep you at the desk working. Capitalism is a joy killer.
06.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zyns are evil. Used to be that smokers would get an extra break but with zyns they can keep you at the desk working. Capitalism is a joy killer.
06.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forgot Cheese-It’s. Just kill me now
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My top 5 crackers:
1. Ritz
2. Chicken in a Biskit
3. The noble saltine.
4. Adam Scott
5. Goldfish
It shouldn’t be a scandal to give a teapot dome
03.03.2026 06:14 — 👍 163 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0What do you call a psychic school shooter? A 4chan teller
28.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I’ll take it
28.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a psychic school shooter? A 4chan teller
28.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Sure, working night shift is shortening my life and killing my social life, but I get to watch every sunset and sunrise and that kinda kicks ass.
28.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Halfway through the season and this remains true
27.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t have children because Los Locos kicked my balls into outer space
26.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listen to this episode and learn from my mistakes of dating white witches.
24.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0When someone asks me my favorite game of thrones character:
24.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Wutang is for the children. Woo-woo is not for the children
24.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The BAFTAs censoring Free Palestine but not the n-word tells me everything I need to know
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Cat dish that says pussy
Are you kidding me
19.02.2026 11:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Michael t Weiss as Jarod from the pretender
Pretendermogging
19.02.2026 10:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been watching the Olympics and none of these hockey players are fucking each other Heated Rivalry is BULLSHIT
19.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tom Noonan and Robert Duvall dying in the same week. We are losing our bald kings
18.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They better don’t say it’s bad
17.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ICYMI: @junlper.beer stopped by the pod to hate on Dubai with us. It’s a fun one
17.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A stitch ring pop
Even candy has to have an established IP these days
17.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the Duran Duran Bond theme and I’m tired of pretending that I don’t.
16.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Outside the front door of a suburban house stands a blob of arms and legs and faces and eyeballs saying "hey neighbor, just- you know, circling back- not about the mower that's fine- just the whole, 'hey what if you joined us, added your flesh to our flesh, your strength to our strength' thing- just something to think about. You coming to the barbecue on sunday?"
hey neighbor
13.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 313 🔁 60 💬 7 📌 2One of C. Reilly’s woman friends wrestled Weeman and won and Weeman was so emasculated and embarrassed that they fired her from the movie.
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Inside the John c Reilly and weeman drama with a pic of John c Reilly
I get all my news from one, trusted source: Snapchat stories
13.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I knew I forgot one
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I will only marry a woman who is:
-drank from a hose
-rode in the back of a truck
-sent outside and told not to come back until dark
-used a pay phone
-run through
Quite the baptism
13.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seems like it should be standard. And yet…
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