It’s amazing how they are all so universally bad at the very basics. Sign ups and log ins shouldn’t feel like some sort of covert GCHQ test.
11.09.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@antkc.bsky.social
Service designer at Defra. Trying to think of something to write for my 258th social bio of the year … keep coming back to “old web fart”. Based firmly on the Leisure Peninsula.
It’s amazing how they are all so universally bad at the very basics. Sign ups and log ins shouldn’t feel like some sort of covert GCHQ test.
11.09.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s definitely a law of diminishing returns thing … but our new internet is stupidly fast.
11.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s been a while since there’s been a good, ol’ fashioned UI debate. It’s interesting to have been around long enough to see the trend carousel rotate a few times. This flavour of glass skeuomorphism (nice to bring that phrase out of the cupboard) seems particularly prone to being unreadable.
10.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a ‘Professional Moaner’ role on the DDaT framework? I hope it has skills like ‘Strategic ranting’.
13.05.2025 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My reaction to seeing Darwin stepping up. “Oh …”
11.03.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am currently looking at things like <span class=“capitalize”> and <span class=“font-bold”> … I just don’t know … I’m tired ... I just want to not be bothered by these things.
05.03.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am not a fan of modern web development practices.
In other news … Old man shakes fist at clouds.
A screenshot taken from Jason Mamoa’s instagram account (@prideofgypsies) from a video of his night out to see Jack White at Troxy in London. In the bottom right corner you can clearly see the top of my shiny bald head glistening in the venue lighting.
Adding “starred in a Jason Mamoa film” to my LinkedIn.
05.03.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve just had my first eye test in about 40(!) years.
I have ‘excellent’ long distance vision and just need the standard age thing of some reading help.
So, it turns out spending your entire life looking at a glowing screen does NOT give you square eyes or, indeed, ‘send you gozz eyed’.
Ha ha. I hadn’t even thought about who might do them. It kinda of makes perfect sense. Indeeeeeed.
14.02.2025 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One step forward, two back. Maybe not two. It’s better than that. There is some progress. 0.95 back? 0.9 at a push? Getting stuff done in Gov, innit.
29.01.2025 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m on the 7:08 train. One of the ultimate tests of your age and area of upbringing is knowing the only correct response to hearing ‘708’.
21.01.2025 07:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a great example of why government transformation is difficult and can’t be fixed by tech-bros on fly-by tours of duty.
You need to fix the legacy technology and underlying bureaucracy before building shiny apps (if that’s even what’s needed)
If you live in a flood risk area you can register your interest in helping out by filling out this form - forms.office.com/pages/respon...
14.01.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The new flood warning system is near it's beta phase. It's a tricky one to do.
Flooding doesn't happen to schedule, and sending out test warnings in real situations is not optimal.
The team are recruiting the next phase of testing and need as many people as possible to help.
I've just removed iTerm (the Terminal app) from my dock. Do I need to hand in my web designer card in anywhere? Who even am I any more?
14.01.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would really like to double down on smart people rather than smart tech.
13.01.2025 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01000th (recorded) Wordles. That’s something, right?
27.12.2024 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spent most of the day in a meeting trying to find a way to fund and resource a relatively small, but innovative (in our world) embeddable tool.
How do I @ Kier?
I really don’t like this startup talk. Nearly all burn through cash and people before failing spectacularly. The ones that are ‘successful’ stop being startups and quickly become just another organisation with lots of technical and organisational debt.
09.12.2024 17:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1What happened to hotel room biscuits? Has there been a meeting? Has Big Hotel got together and shook hands on a no-biscuit deal?
26.11.2024 19:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is Black Friday - which didn’t exist 10 years ago - now every single day of November from the second the last Roman candle fizzles out?
24.11.2024 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 042, trending just under. I’ll take that for a US festival. Some UK bands coming clutch in the lower regions of the bill.
22.11.2024 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A photo of the band SheFu at Arts Club. It shows the lead singer (wearing a home made Miffy top) and their lead guitarist.
A photo of the band Welly playing at Arts Club. There is is the lead singer wearing the outfit of a PE teacher, complete with whistle. He looks a bit like 90s Damon Albarn. The keyboard player is wearing a green primary school gingham summer dress. One of the guitarists is wearing school shorts and a white vest - like he has forgotten his PE kit.
A photo of 2 members of Welly signing a 7” of their single ‘Shopping’.
A photo of 2 members of Welly signing a 7” of their single ‘Shopping’. Members of the band SheFu are in the background.
Some photos:
1. SheFu in action.
2. Welly, school themed attire for a strong look.
3. After show 7” signing
4. More signing with SheFu having a chat.
I hope they all had a good evening after the show, and ended up in the right Grapes.
It was the first stop of their Northern tour. Gap years and horse riding are relevant to their music … but not so much to northern crowds and between song chats. We bought a 7” and got it signed after the show. My daughter was made up.
21.11.2024 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0About 120 ish people in for the main act - Welly. The Arts Club room was about a third full. They put on a proper performance. Full of energy that was never quite matched by the crowd. Good fun though. They have a set of 5 strong songs that deserve bigger, rowdier crowds. That might come.
21.11.2024 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Last night’s gig was good. I can’t remember the last time I went to something that feels small but very much on the way up. Three support acts felt a bit much. SheFu being the pick of the bunch, they were having a whale of a time. Bands are making me feel super old.
21.11.2024 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Excellent work. Something I very much aspire to. Which of the 347 fool proof* methods do you use?
*I have seemingly yet to make it to fool levels.
Second gig with my 15 year old daughter tonight. This one is totally her choice. A band called Welly that I know very little about. They’re in that talky, story driven Art Brut/Yard Act (who we saw a couple of weeks) ball park. Quite looking forward to it.
20.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t do that post-the-first-gif-for-your-name thing due to contractural reasons.
Ok, Man United related reasons.
And he can’t even spell it properly.