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@bethg24.bsky.social

I have a hundred cheese puffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse.

141 Followers  |  136 Following  |  35 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

06.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 27706    πŸ” 8157    πŸ’¬ 433    πŸ“Œ 300

The Burbs is one of my sentimental favorites from the 80s (one of the few things my brother and I both liked) so I am…skeptical.

19.01.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*looks around* Where are the refugee camps? Oh wait he made that up along with everything else he’s saying.

16.01.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SeltzerJR - Polar Seltzer Impossibly Good Sparkling Seltzer Water | Mythic collection includes Unicorn Kisses, Mermaid Songs, Yeti Mischief, Dragon Whispers, and NEW! Werewolf Howls

They do, kinda! polarseltzer.com/seltzerjr/

30.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Really glad you’re on the mend, that sounds super scary

27.12.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait wait let’s hear them out

23.12.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the absolute dumbest shit for a zillion reasons but I’m stuck on β€œwasteful.” Last I checked calibri is just there? You don’t have to pay extra for it.

10.12.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fucking terrible day to have ears my god

10.12.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time ACIP meets, Bill Cassidy (R, Coward City) makes pathetic mewling sounds about how bad the committee is.

It is Bill Cassidy’s fault that ACIP is no longer a legitimate scientific body.

Sir, you are a fucking U.S. Senator. Impeach RFK Jr or STFU.

05.12.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

I was like β€œwait I know them!”

02.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Josh Kraft’s Bid for Boston Mayor Takes Hit in Prelim Vote Josh Kraft, scion of the Kraft family empire, has spent a small fortune on his mayoral campaign despite remaining a huge underdog against Michelle Wu.

While Josh Kraft will face Boston's incumbent mayor Michelle Wu in November, the early count in tonight's preliminary election is... woof.

For @sportico.bsky.social, I wrote about his campaign spending as well as the sports stories for both candidates.

www.sportico.com/personalitie...

10.09.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would have to top β€œSecond Graders Wow Audience with School Production of Equus”

06.09.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about living in a human society is you either decide that everyone (except those for whom it would be medically dangerous) has to take VACCINES into their bodies or everyone (with no exceptions at all) has to take VIRULENT PATHOGENS in from those around them and, look, the first is better.

03.09.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4286    πŸ” 1008    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 27

Those kids are now homeschooling their own kids, despite the fact that some of them can barely string a correct sentence together themselves.

01.09.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting ejected from your vehicle in a crash to own the libs.

15.08.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was at a wedding where it happened and the groom’s uncle jokingly raised his hand. Everyone laughed except me and two other friends of the groom who knew he was a serial cheater. (The bride knew he’d cheated on her before.) The couple got divorced a few years later.

31.07.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Lynch this tweet is about you

25.06.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@againwiththispodcast.com a kindred spirit!

05.06.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much, Bill Cassidy

28.05.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For folks saying,"Ignore the Pope thing! He wants to offend you! Don't you get it!" I have this rule I follow. I say what I think. I don't get into second order head games in which I think I'm outwitting someone else by strategically not saying what I think. Perhaps Im simple. But that's how I roll.

03.05.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9218    πŸ” 996    πŸ’¬ 455    πŸ“Œ 126
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All Ashore (album) - Wikipedia

This album en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Ash...

29.04.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

27.04.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 42805    πŸ” 12269    πŸ’¬ 842    πŸ“Œ 524

β€œβ€¦you know, I think the priorities of the administration will benefit Massachusetts residents as a whole.” Delulu.

25.04.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s dressed like she was the model for Dutch Blitz cards.

19.04.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

18.04.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 29567    πŸ” 10860    πŸ’¬ 632    πŸ“Œ 530
A white woman with dark hair is standing in front of a staircase. She is wearing a short dark blue dress with white straps across the front.

A white woman with dark hair is standing in front of a staircase. She is wearing a short dark blue dress with white straps across the front.

This Chloe and Chloe in Apartment 23 are spiritual and sartorial cousins.

03.04.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Among the many things that are wrong and ghoulish here, you CANNOT Personal Responsibility your way out of a population-level problem.

29.03.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like they’re putting out a bat signal

14.03.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!

14.03.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 66590    πŸ” 19634    πŸ’¬ 2986    πŸ“Œ 1094

Can’t wait for the @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode about this book.

13.03.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0