Swagmage420

If I tweet or a skeet am I real?

Cracked oomf last night thusly ruining his hole for Sydney men sawrry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks I needed the attention baaad 😭

It’s been a while #wokeisback

Life is good so I came back here to hate lmfao

You need to look inward if you genuinely enjoyed working on this trash there just may be something deeply wrong with you

The autumn winds are cold, I like the way it bites my face, lost my guasha somewhere in the laundry that’s a shame, still get mildly triggered every time I remember the way she’d touchy god damn food constantly so ew ew ew ew anyways uhh life could be worse lmao

Time 2 clock in 4 my shift at the fake real ass bitch factory

Freak bitch who sent a company wide email to her well company to pressure us into selling sandwiches daily is back like how the fuck did she make it passed the gates of hell??? Hate ha

Had to delete tonight by pinkpantheress off my phone because that freak wouldn’t stop singing the chorus at me and it makes my skin crawl now lmao

Accidentally viewing the story of a bitch u can’t stand 👎👎👎

the character Mel from Arcane, standing to the side as the red rose thorns surround her.

Mel, my beloved. #Arcane

Not our flop ex chef popping in for a visit bitch we fired you for stealing

I just b on my porch farting

I decided a long time ago that despite having a realistic opinion of myself, people not fucking with me is a sign of flawed character and lives are better improved when ur on my side :3

I feel less like crying today lmao that’s good I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wish I could smoke while sober :/

Wait staff should be able to tell customers to fuck off 20 minutes before closing time like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Never have a felt more love from friends than being dragged like this lmfao

Really cute guy or slash possible nonbinary came in for an iced coffee today

Today wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great also I am owed a great debt now which I will collect for

Grown man having a bitch and a moan about coconut water please find your balls and reattach them to your body and gtfo my face

I would take a pic but I’ll give it back to her today I just want it out of my life

New coworker that turned out not to be a vibe suggested this alty graphic novel for me to read, first fuckin page is a lady making out with her cat and then proceeds to be like vignettes of like vulgar stories about losers, maybe it’s because I don’t like her anymore but like this shit is ass omfg

Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh

Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh

Been posting on close friends purely to hide from THAT person lmao three more days

Maybe I’m crazy but I believe their is such a thing as coming on too strong too fast even in a platonic sense, saying “I love you” and “I’ll miss you” when you haven’t even known me for more than a month gives me like the major ick what the fuuuuuuck

Four more days (not counting the long weekend) and this shit is over, god I had no idea how good I had it going to work and being chill and level with everyone lmfao

And also not to take disrespect to my face as just having a ki lmfao