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@northflagay.bsky.social

Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.

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Thank you! It’s been a while since these were in the rotation so figured to slip them on

02.03.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Showered, done with chores, and ready to relax

02.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting in a chair wearing a shirt that says royal highness on it ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair wearing a shirt that says royal highness on it
01.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses is saying i dunno maybe we are white trash but who cares ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is saying i dunno maybe we are white trash but who cares

Making a casserole for dinner and feeling very dΓ©classΓ©

01.03.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I always pay off in full every single month! I’m leaning towards the Marriott and I got a friend to send me a referral link so she should get a bonus too

01.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I may be leaning that way. I’ve been able to use the IHG and Hilton cards effectively

01.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point. I already have several cards with annual fees so I was kind of averse at adding another but the current promotion seems decent

01.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need some credit card guidance. I have some expenses coming up this spring so I want to open a new card to get a bonus. Should I open a sensible 2% cash back, no AF, with a $200 bonus or open the Marriott card with 95 AF but 5 free night certificates?

01.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A man labeled β€œme trying to be happy” standing in front of a burning house labeled β€œthe world”.

A man labeled β€œme trying to be happy” standing in front of a burning house labeled β€œthe world”.

what a time to be alive

01.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been reasonably productive today and the weather is beautiful so I think that justifies a beer break

01.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera . ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera .

I washed my car this morning and it’s already covered with pollen

01.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s universal across the US at least and different stores

01.03.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I’ve been there too

01.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure to add a 9 if it’s organic!

01.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct!

01.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild what stays in your mind!

01.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy how when I use the self checkout at the grocery, I still remember most of the produce codes off the top of my head from working at a grocery store 20 years ago

01.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy has been at this game for years 😭 I did get a rise though when I heard him groan when he saw the other leg press was out of order and he was going to have to wait for me

01.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s maddening! Plus he gets upset when someone starts using a machine after he walks away and he’s not done yet -.-

01.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His villain origin story has been shared before but he just has poor gym etiquette (uses multiple machines at once) and loudly belches and hums

01.03.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet! I did end up going with the legs too so thank you for the inspiration!

01.03.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got to the one available leg press machine before my gym nemesis did, today is going to be a better day

01.03.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I should hit the legs too, I’m about to go

01.03.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s interesting! I just used Turbo Tax since my parents bought the paid version so I mooched off them

01.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel ill

28.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Savannah Banana fans have taken over this town and I feel like these people have the same energy as the Swifties

28.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She has that going for her at least!

28.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I know why Maura was getting the shit roasted out of her 😭

28.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok! This better not be a β€œtrow-away” lol

28.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get that runner’s high πŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ πŸ”₯

27.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0