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LaLa from DelCo Illegitimate Daughter *9 SIBLINGS* Aspiring baker #flyeaglesfly Ally Avid taco ๐ŸŒฎ enthusiast Beginner gardener ๐Ÿฆ… Fly Eagles, Fly ๐Ÿฆ… Pretty sure Saquon Barkley is AI generated. Schnauzer and Chiweenie Mom No DMs, please! Automatic BLOCK

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Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.

Donโ€™t care who.

09.02.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15658    ๐Ÿ” 4555    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1026    ๐Ÿ“Œ 387
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Yes, FBI? Iโ€™m calling to report a murder.

04.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8333    ๐Ÿ” 1711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74

USAID fraud - no arrests

Medicare fraud - no arrests

Social security fraud - no arrests

Election fraud - no arrests

If MAGA didnโ€™t have the collective IQ of a moldy peanut butter sandwich, theyโ€™d realize they were being scammed by now.

04.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3972    ๐Ÿ” 1146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Naughty baby bird ๐Ÿฆ

08.02.2026 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting because the right in my universe are suddenly anti2A now that itโ€™s politically inconvenient.

25.01.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Allowing the state to kill an armed civilian absent a clear, immediate, and articulable threat collapses the Second Amendment into a privilege granted only to those the government approves of. If the right to bear arms does not protect dissenters in contested spaces, then it is not a right at all.

25.01.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Kyle Rittenhouseโ€™s armed presence in a volatile protest environment was not considered provocation and his fear required careful legal scrutiny, then federal agentsโ€™ fear must be held to at least the same standard.

25.01.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A consistent proโ€“Second Amendment position would acknowledge that Alex had a constitutional right to carry a firearm, that merely being armed at a protest does not constitute a threat, and that rights do not disappear because law enforcement feels uncomfortable.

25.01.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How fucking embarrassing

15.01.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3013    ๐Ÿ” 428    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 313    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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Day 27 of 30 days of FUCK.
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.

#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting

02.11.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I adore these!!!

26.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Day 18 of 30 days of FUCK.
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.

#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting

24.10.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I love this! Iโ€™m so impressedโ€ฆ

26.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been really enjoying these Instagram videos by Peter Glomb, a Swiss-trained, American watchmaker at Wristcheck. Here, he's repairing a rare version of the Patek 96, first introduced in 1932 and widely regarded as the watch that set the template for dress watches.

IG peterelliotglomb

25.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2041    ๐Ÿ” 204    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
You've Never Seen This! A Crochet Stitch SO GORGEOUS That Itโ€™ll Steal Your Heart!
YouTube video by Crochet Home You've Never Seen This! A Crochet Stitch SO GORGEOUS That Itโ€™ll Steal Your Heart!

This is a darling little #crochet pattern thatโ€™s perfect for this type of yarn. youtu.be/Dz5yTrlQwXc?...

24.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken.  How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

17.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50085    ๐Ÿ” 10272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1784    ๐Ÿ“Œ 765
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The con worked, until it didnโ€™t?

ROGAN: โ€œI really thought they were just going to go after the criminalsโ€ฆ I really thought there was enough gang members.โ€

ME: He still doesnโ€™t get it. Thatโ€™s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. Theyโ€™re not even trying to go after โ€œthe criminalsโ€.

16.10.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2402    ๐Ÿ” 689    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109

If the Commander of Southern Command is stepping down less than a year into his tenure, Iโ€™m guessing weโ€™re about to find out the intelligence picture on these โ€œnarco-terroristโ€ vessels that weโ€™re blowing out of the water isnโ€™t as solid as itโ€™s being portrayed.

16.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3855    ๐Ÿ” 1218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

17.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23452    ๐Ÿ” 9756    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1851    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1423

ADP numbers for September were -32,000 on a projection of +51,000.

August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid.

This is bad.

01.10.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5458    ๐Ÿ” 1782    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 216    ๐Ÿ“Œ 95
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Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now As daylight diminishes people can feel their mood dimming. Experts say starting light therapy in the fall can help fend off winter depression.

Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now

www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...

03.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Simple Back Pain Relief ๐Ÿ˜Œ #workout #stretching #movement #healthylifestyle #backpain
YouTube video by Michael Dean Simple Back Pain Relief ๐Ÿ˜Œ #workout #stretching #movement #healthylifestyle #backpain

youtube.com/shorts/5Lj7g...

21.09.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was supposed to say poaching but I was excited about poached pears ๐Ÿ I couldnโ€™t even type properly! ๐Ÿ˜

15.09.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What am I even doing with my life? Iโ€™m 51. Iโ€™ve only poached chicken and eggs. Am I even trying? What else are yall packing that hasnโ€™t even occurred to me. I once studded a four pound chicken with 30 cloves like I was bedazzling a Canadian ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ tuxedo, roasted it. Now chicken potpourri is a thing.

15.09.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PSA: You do NOT have to install iOS 26 right away. Give it time.

15.09.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it ALT: a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it

#dog related awkwardness: Saw neighbors walking by. I said in a pretty loud voice to my #chiweenie to trick her into not barking and scaring them: Come get this STICK!

My neighbors ๐Ÿ›‘ in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop.

โ€œOhhhhh, she said STICK!โ€

15.09.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this happened when I took a ๐ŸŒผ that fell, I used it to pollinate the others and Iโ€™m guessing at some point it stuck to one blossom and I got conjoined tomatoes? ๐Ÿ… is this PASTAble?

14.09.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To my #FAFO approach: I am adding kitchen sink vibes via drunkening the entire garden with remaining fish emulsion, bone meal, compost and whatever soil amendments i have left. #happyhour #drunk

13.09.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was a week that reminded me of one of my favorite decisions - quitting twitting 11/7/24 and flying in skies of blue. Alas, FB has been a hot mess.

Anyway, I have never tried this in Sept- planted black #zucchini near my Cherokee Purple ๐Ÿ… + ๐Ÿฅ• + ๐Ÿง„ and Dill. #garden

13.09.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

13.09.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20076    ๐Ÿ” 9561    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7421    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8194