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Filipe Dimas

@filipedimas.bsky.social

writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Read & Watch me at these places: https://linktr.ee/fdimas

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for my birthday should I rent a partyroom and host a drunken beyblade tournament?

y/n?

04.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok well Canada tied it soo ur welcome

03.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok well Toronto is winning 7-0 rn sooooo

03.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Scorebug of Toronto Blue Jays vs Team Canada

Scorebug of Toronto Blue Jays vs Team Canada

HELP WHO DO I CHEER FOR IN THIS MATCHUP

03.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Scotiabank Arena minutes before a Leafs game. The ice is illuminated blue.

Scotiabank Arena minutes before a Leafs game. The ice is illuminated blue.

Here in a Tavares jersey cuz we only support the Canadian players rn

03.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

seeing this hours after posting about needing to get a switch 2 for the new pokemon is not inspiring me to rush and get one

01.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Annoyed I'll need to buy a Switch 2 to play the new Pokemon. Hope it gets a second game before then.

01.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's what I originally did and then loved it so much I bought the hard cover!

28.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely blessed. I've been meaning to reread, I recommend it to everyone.

28.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SOCIOPATH!!!!!!

It's one of my faves all time. Did I recco this or just a coincidence? Got it prominent on my shelf and everything.

28.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

France 1792: Let them eat cake

America 2026: Let them eat liver

27.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My evolution predictions:

Browt - Grass/Fighting
Pombon - Fire/Fairy
Gecqua - Water/Poison

27.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love how sunny is still is after 5pm. Gonna go do a post-work frolic.

26.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

u had plenty of time

26.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

- The Other Side of Midnight, Sidney Sheldon (1973)

26.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

all the homies hate clint

26.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my reaction exactly

26.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who the FUCK wants to marry Clint!? I'd prefer if the new Stardew patch allows me to banish him to the shadow realm.

On the other hand...

Sandy, hello 👀

26.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Dubas really played the long game getting revenge against Edmonton for stealing Hyman by making them give up assets for Jarry.

26.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't express enough how funny/informative politichu is.

Check out their fundraiser stream today if you get a chance and learn politics through the lens of a pichu (or just see them play a bunch of games for a good cause while yelling about digimon).

26.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

welp, this needs to happen

26.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Muskoka is about to become the horny capital of the world.

26.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you should try animal crossing, you can use a wand to change outfits

25.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bro let me have just an hour with the death note dude. Just one hour. Will be so quick with it. You can have it right back after too. Just let me knock out a page of names real quick my dude.

24.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'SCUSE!?

24.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A screen at Scotiabank Arena displaying a poster that says SKOLANKO and then a made up Cyrillic looking language under.

A screen at Scotiabank Arena displaying a poster that says SKOLANKO and then a made up Cyrillic looking language under.

Screen at Scotiabank Arena with red text that reads "Rule 17: All "jokes" must be cleared by the Ministry of Distractions. All violations of code will result in direct action from the Ministry of Operatic Retaliations"

Screen at Scotiabank Arena with red text that reads "Rule 17: All "jokes" must be cleared by the Ministry of Distractions. All violations of code will result in direct action from the Ministry of Operatic Retaliations"

24.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seems to be an extension of their Black Parade Tour. Before the show they had propaganda posters on all the screens for a fake nation, and then the theme of the show was the band performing for a dictator (whole bunch of other stuff happens but won't spoil incase they remount it).

24.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

she doesn't appreciate the beauty of a bean medley :(

24.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

o fair

24.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a little girl in a white dress is standing in front of potted plants Alt: Young girl asks "why don't we have both" and then is celebrated thrown in the air

Can't believe I get to use this in context

24.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0