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Two different moods lol. Like playing Careless Whisper over Texas Chainsaw...

Actually Im coming around.

Lol why does the movie Cannibal Ferox open with an upbeat jazz intro?

Like an 80s cop action comedy.

Mail day. Be still my mono-blue degen heart.

#mtg

I would kill to have the penthouse over Lux.

I am so sorry lol

I feel the same. Its a film I really champion.

And yeah, there have been infinite CYOA Halloween movies, as well as that dogwater remake of The Fog. Oof.

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

My sleep paralysis demon looks like that. Gotta traumatize them right back.

Definitely could use some cleaning up! But has a lot of raw potential. Amazing that like every other Carpenter property has gotten redone except like this and In the Mouth of Madness.

For me, its about the artistry of atmosphere. Like, films may look more fake, but pulling me in with the language of cinema can make me still get an emotional reaction.

Its why I love horror stuff.

I occasionally revisit Cannibal Holo.
It's wild, and it still gets you. Something about it.

Friend of mine recommended the Guinea Pig Tapes. Haven't seen that one yet.

Lol, amazing

Its the problem with the video nasties list. It really gives hype to a lot of dull grindhouse or drive in dreck.

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Planning out what to watch tonight, and may have accidentally started olaying Cannibal Ferox on my phone while at work. Oops.

Im sure there is nothing in that film that would he suspect. (*ﾟーﾟ)

Mexican film poster for SANTO VS. THE DIABOLICAL HATCHET aka EL HACHA DIABOLICA (1965 - Dir. José Diaz Morales) Cast: Santo, Lorena Velázquez, Fernando Osés

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Think you'll find this pretty funny, as the local werewolf expert.

Ah, well. Can't wait to miss that one lol.

While awful, it does add another fork into the bizarre family tree of the Night of the Living Dead movies.

Mapping out the cultural influence of this is much more fun than watching Day of the Dead 2 tho.

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Someone has to pass this important information on!

Good life lessions for day to day encounters lol

I think it is one of the more fun Five Nights trend movies. The teen characters, aka fodder, are very bland but it has some heart.

Also Color Out of Space is one of my top horror movies ever!

I love Mom and Dad! We quote it all the time in my household.

"It's called a sawzall because it SAWS ALL!"

Also, Color Out of Space, Willy's Wonderland... a surprising amount of horror movies!

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law screenshot where Birdman is looking at a calendar that says '2026'

Whatdo you mean, a new Scary Movie movie?

(Did they learn how to be funny yet?)

That is the best metaphor, lol. Perfect encapsulation.

Oh, he is maybe my favorite Satan. But I don't have my eyes pop out like a Tex Avery wolf when I see him lol

I mean... I think Al Pacino is hot. I'm a huge Pacino fan.

#NowWatching
Wishmaster (1997)
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Hell yeah! Wishmaster is a quieter classic, I feel like. But a great time, very imaginative.

Bringing back this banger gif from Prince of Darkness.