Miss Machete

My Commander Eggs deck only has 19 lands. I... I don't think I can cut another one. I think its lands are load bearing.

What's a critically panned movie that you just can't help loving? 🎥

I'll Start.... 🖤

Hit a big depression roadblock, didn't get in my next Halloween watch.
Trying to muster the energy to catch up tonight... but feeling down today.

"Wanna come over and watch horror movies all night?"

Me:

Love this. This is wonderful.

After forcing myself to slow down at every step of the process, I finally finished this piece. I’m so proud of it! Let me know what you think.

I once killed someone with commander damage with Azami. It was biblical.

It's Mage Monday.

My favorite old school commander.

The Wicker Man (1973) Directed by Robin Hardy starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland and Christopher Lee.

Next watch for #31DaysofHalloween
5. End of Days

Woah, I had never seen this one before. Powerful. Arnold was an amazing watch in a strange but fun role for him.

Watch the Governator save the devil, and try to stop the apocalypse. Machete slash of approval!
#nowwatching #horrorsky

My favorite Carpenter film (Its what my heart says, I'm sorry The Thing).

Much love!

This was an intrusive thought. I'm so sorry lol.

This movie is the film equivalent of a roller coaster ride.

Time for today's official #31DaysofHalloween watch.

Halloween: H20
[Deep breath]That was bad. I didn't know a first act could be 60 mins in an 80 minute movie. Both rushed and too long, and the only shining light is a young Josh Hartnett. Machete down.
I can see why Rob Zombie got the rights cheap.

The issue is that there aren't that many good birds, and the mana cost for the limited window, especially in Mono W.

Soraya is fine but you really want like a Wall of Fog or something to eat damage with banding.

Reconnaissance is a great tricky card with either tho.

No, you can't respond to mana abilities under newer rules.

So the creature still assigns its own damage, banding doesn't make creatures one source of damage.

For that you need like... meld. Or Mutate. Or Gruselda, Monster Masher.

I'm going to build this commander one day, to show the world my love for Banding lol.

Hell yeah! What books of theirs are your favorites?

I have some stories like that too. Hellbound was... magic to me. Saw it and Hellraiser together and I have not been the same since lol.

I have to be careful with skirts sometimes <_<

Oh, mood! Big Same. They have such sights to show us!

Oh, venting is definitely okay! Stress can build up so quick. I know what you mean cause I found out a surgery I need requires the full cost up front before they even schedule. It sucks!

But we can find solace in our passions. It's cosmic horror day, got to celebrate. Things will look up soon :>

Ah! Forgot to post my catch up.

We'll try to post later today too.

#31DaysofHalloween Number 3...

Jack Frost (1996)

Holy shit, the shower scene is a low point for all of film. Cheap, sleezy, gratuitous... I loved it. Also remember its lenticular cover at Blockbuster?
#nowwatching #horrorsky

YES! God, when she starts dressing in that black outfit with the long gloves?
Just...

Sending lots of love your way. Happy Halloween!

REM - 'It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)'

From Beyond (1986)! Jeffrey Combs eats a nurse's penial gland through her eye. It's sick - I love it lol.

It also asks the question of, "What if Cosmic Horror tried to be sexy?"

Let's gooooo

I am the ant. I am the locust, telling the quiet lies.