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Your favorite Horror Movie Host, and vtuber slasher villain Also a Magic: the Gathering player, and TTRPG fan Trans, She/They Tell me about your favorite horror movie!

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Something about watched based sanity. Very 'Catch 22' coded.
Or even like Hannibal lol.
"Draw me a clock."

09.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Ginger Snaps is absolutely one of my favs.

09.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the later Jaws get depressing. I love Jaws 3-D but it's wildly terrible.

09.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
MOUSEKA-GIGER 

[photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar]

... AsΒ  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! 

Gary Randall 

4094 Glenalbyn Dr. 

Los Angeles, CA 90065 

PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

MOUSEKA-GIGER [photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar] ... AsΒ  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! Gary Randall 4094 Glenalbyn Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90065 PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

Here is a higher-res image of H.R. Giger holding his Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, along with better alt text:

09.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 16

This is an absolute Dad Movie. (I mean, my dad showed me this one and definitely knew about it.)

Love Roy Scheider. Definitely in that era of 'people back from or remember Veitnam' was a big demographic for film.

09.03.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPiracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now πŸ”₯

08.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6253    πŸ” 1804    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 128
It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I wantβ€”I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, β€œI know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, β€œYou find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, β€œWell, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, β€œI didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, β€œYou know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”

It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I wantβ€”I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, β€œI know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, β€œYou find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, β€œWell, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, β€œI didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, β€œYou know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”

The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.

08.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2683    πŸ” 582    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 37

They are the best part of horror, for sure. Reason they are called Queens.

09.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The clock is evil

08.03.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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So The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs just came out and the horror community is pretty sad about it. And then I got to thinking about all the other similar shows...Elvira, MST3K, Svengoolie...

And honestly there's something to be said for weird funny people curating fun movies.

08.03.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh man, I was not ready (lol) for Ready or Not. That movie blew my socks off. Instant favorite.

08.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely counts, for Susperia alone. The amount they traumatize her with in that movie lol.
A great pick.

08.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, definitely the fan of the action ladies. I love how Sigourney Weaver's character in Paul is like the same as Cabin in thr Wood's cameo.

08.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! An icon and the best. Re-Animator and From Beyond are like a two act play of love.

08.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesssss...! Dee Wallace is great. And her career is prolific!

08.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! I know this one.
"Thank you for your help, Taoist Priest!"

Wait, I mean. Uh... I definitely don't know this one. Yeah.

08.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, on International Women's Day, I want to know who your favorite #horror movie scream queen is.

I'll share mine. -Jamey Lee Curtis. Halloween, Virus (1999), Terror Train (1980), ans The Fog (1980). Four favorites of mine, and I love seeing her in them.
#horrorsky
#moviesky #filmsky

08.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7220    πŸ” 2945    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9
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late night Campbell posting

08.03.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The prog tyrant has risen

07.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A hand holding a supposedly Mesoamerican "death whistle" which is skull shaped.

Tagline "Don't blow it"

A hand holding a supposedly Mesoamerican "death whistle" which is skull shaped. Tagline "Don't blow it"

WHISTLE
(2025)
Dir. Corin Hardy

#NowWatching w/
@ayakattack.bsky.social

#nw πŸŽ₯πŸŽ¦πŸ“½πŸŽžπŸŽ¬πŸŽŸπŸΏ #filmsky #moviesky

07.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

07.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, what if I told you that you can't copyright the name 'Amityville' cause its a place. So every cheap filmmaker can use it for recognition lol.

06.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have a LetterBoxd, but I'll join in.
#letterboxfriday posting my #lastfourwatched

3 Italian films, (2 giallo, 1 mondo) and a John Carpenter ghost story. All pretty decent, even if I am colder on Bay of Blood than some.

06.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did my homework early.

(I legit thought about putting NV on here, esp for the joke, but Fallout 3 is my fav game ever. I think NV is pretty good, but Im not as up on it as other dolls are.)

06.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Website for this is my9games.com

06.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just remember folks, the Drive-In will never die.

#thelastdrivein #mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social

06.03.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Henry Winkler has got to be in one of these. He loves money.

06.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

9 Games That Made Me Who I Am

Well, Fallout 3 made me trans and Metroid made me trans and gay.

TWEWY made me a hipster, and Bioshock made me argue with libertarians online.

The rest kinda follows what you'd expect from me.
(The 9th is Trauma Center: Under the Knife)

06.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Ah, Sharknado. At what point did they, you know...

... jump the shark?

06.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0