Miss Machete, 🖤She-Slash-Her🔪

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A Bay of Blood (1971)

Okay, someone explain why this one is a hit. Maybe I'm not a real Bava head.
I mean I like Blood and Black Lace, but I found this one jarring. The kills are great tho.
This is like an Italian Friday the 13th. Vendredi Treize. Machetes down. 🗡

The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue 1974
[RM200]

A shame this turned out to be insane hyperpop garbage.

I want to live in a world where we got a good version of this and like 6 sequels.

Laura Betti in A Bay of Blood (1971) being an absolute smokeshow, biting a card.

Laura Betti but blonde

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Also we are a Laura Betti fanpage now.
Her biting that fortune teller card? Oh my stars.

#nowwatching
A Bay of Blood (1971)

Okay, someone explain why this one is a hit. Maybe I'm not a real Bava head.
I mean I like Blood and Black Lace, but I found this one jarring. The kills are great tho.
This is like an Italian Friday the 13th. Vendredi Treize. Machetes down. 🗡

Day of the Triffids (1981, BBC 6-part series)

That s🔪t bouncing around in his pants sounding like 20$ in loose quarters lol

Oh, that makes sense.
Friend of mine just had to pay like a couple grand to have that happen. They should be happy they got it for free lol

... maybe I should stop just posting my intrusive thoughts.

What do you see like Pinhead's c🌭ck or something? Like how extreme could it be?

Hey, Carpenter got a paycheck. Best thing to come out of the 2005 The Fog.

Have you seen the 4-issue comic that Carpenter green lit…it is set 40 years after the movie. It was done by Steve Ekstrom and Sumerian Comics.

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Ooh, that looks awesome. I have not seen this, woll have to check it out!

Yoooo, this rules? I love lighthouses.

A REVENGE PARTYYYY A PARTY THAT ENDS WITH SOMEBODYS HEAD ON A SPIKE

So PG13 didnt exist until '85. If you couldn't get PG, you got R. And the implied sex in this was probably enough.

And famously the MPAA (now the MPA I think?) f🔪king hates horror movies, ya.

Sometimes. But it was just jarring for a Cannibal Holocaust knock off to have like the into to Sandford and Son play over the intro lol.

I do not really like it. Its too slick, too much CGI. Way over the top and filled with a bunch of Abercrombie model teenagers.

Makes the story lose any sense of reality it had. But its ultimately harmless, I guess.

Being kinda dull is the worst sin tho.

Nice! My mom was also the first person to show me the Fog.

It is a quiet masterpiece! Just a fun spooky movie.

Yo, thats so awesome.

Silent Hill's Alice Krige? Hell yeah, lol.

Yo, that sounds like a hell of a time! Awesome.

It's such a stacked competition. There's a lot to love there.

Hell yeah, lol. You gotta lean in and loud whisper into the microphone. Like ASMR lol

Use what you have, I guess lol

A great Halloween film. Perfect for when the weather begins to change.

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Also Jamie Lee Curtis and Adrienne Barbeau? Absolute favorites on display here.

Adrienne made me want to be a smooth talking sexy radio host lol.