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Why go to therapy when I can just dive into another book‽ Read whatever you want.
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Master Eeveelutionst, Senior Watcher, Hist/Pol, Afro Latina Goth
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¿Dos idiomas? ¡Doble los memes!
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Do no harm, but take no shit.
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