Exactly… the 9-5 is enough 😭
06.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Exactly… the 9-5 is enough 😭
06.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just had to do a “virtual escape room” as a corporate bonding exercise……
06.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gag is just tea leaving the body
06.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 80 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1I need to get more quirk chungus NOW
05.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My therapist: Junkamala Harrishima isn’t real, she can’t hurt you…
Junkamala Harrishima:
This was the beginning of the end btw
04.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Performatively picking all the grass type Pokémon staters in that one instagram prompt just to piss people off
04.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May The 4th be with you 😭🤣🖖
03.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
‘What if I’m chopped?’
Oh, but my darling, what if you mog?
If this doesn’t end up evolving into Ripped Bara Wolf Trade then Nintendo can forget about getting my $80
27.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We need it in order to hit our quarterly KPIs
25.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They should call you a good boy every time you create shareholder value at work
25.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Sorry for the late response, I’ve been trapped in the nightmare realm for the past 3 days
24.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We made it to Friday (:
20.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah dude I promise I won’t bite your fingers. Just give me the sugar cube haha. Just reach your hand out and give me the sugar cube. Now
19.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I talk about the southeastern United States the way white guys talk about Japan
19.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only thing certain in this world is (twink) death and (pit) taxes
18.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Almost forgot it was Fat Tuesday— happy birthday to all the big boys out there ❤️❤️
17.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should I post@feet
16.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That magical first hour in the morning when i haven’t coughed out my load yet. Sorry
16.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you’re single today that’s really pathetic and sadddd 💔 haha
14.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you refuse a load and no one’s around to see, did you even really refuse it?
13.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Happy Friday ❤️
13.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woof, love your triforce shirt man
12.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 45 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1
I don’t think the Charli XCX movie was as bad as everyone says it is
11.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
> pre workout
> 1.5 hour selfie session
> 20 minute Bluesky cooldown
> protein
How does everyone take selfies in That One Chicago Gayguy Gym? Do you have to wait in line to get into the little room? Are there multiple rooms?
10.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
[to the drivethrough worker]
Are you mad at me?
How many Super Bowl wins for the seaHAWKs?
TUAH
If the Patriot’s quarterback sees his shadow then it’s another 6 years of fascism
08.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
