Dee Morris

Conservative parents are definitely scared of the wrong things

In their defense, the real people who pulled that stunt knew turkeys couldn't fly. They just thought they'd flutter safely to the ground after being hucked off the roof.
They did not. Mistakes were made 🤣🤣

What a shocking turn of events that nobody could have possibly predicted 🤣🤣🤣
It's right up there with the turkey story that inspired that episode of WKRP.

Help I can't stop giggling.

That whale story still makes me laugh so hard.

I'm trying to get ready for bed. Why is espresso so fucking tasty??

My theme throughout my kids' childhoods was "Mama didn't let your babies grow up to be That Guy."

"Schools shouldn't be teaching this stuff! It's up to the parents!"
...
"Nah"

My six year old said something about someone being gay, and I said Do you know what that means?
"Yeah! It means if you're a boy you want to marry a boy, and if you're a girl you want to marry a girl. I saw it on The Simpsons."
Oh. Okay. Carry on. 😅😅

It's not even about the kids. They don't want to have conversations that make THEM uncomfortable. Imagine having children and thinking you can raise them successfully without ever feeling mentally uncomfortable. Who tf are these people??

God forbid parents have to do their fucking job, the one thing they signed up for.

Okay, but Heated Rivalry is 100% Canadian produced and financed. Crave is the creator network and HBO, is just a US broadcaster. Zaslav at Warner Brothers, which owns HBO, is openly hostile to programming with LGBTQ & BIPOC. Let’s thank the Canadian taxpayer for this one

Got past that little hurdle, yay.
Just six more to go. 🤣🤣

Not just that but also imagine doing it in an age with shitty gen AI, live performing arts are more important than ever.

Night Bright as Day, Vol. 3- 41

Crowley, brilliant as always. Running away from your issues is always the answer 😂 See Aziraphale’s answer already posted on my Patreon (link in bio) 🥰
#goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands #nightbrightasday

Well that's nothing new

So maybe she is hot. Is this the question that got Crowley kicked out?

That's a good point. We've only heard her voice so far. And her Voice, but eff that guy.

It's a little funny, I'm enjoying it. It's a nice change of pace from *gestures at everything*

My heart is so full right now. This sounds exactly like the kind of low stakes drama I need in my life today.

She's not hot tho

That makes a lot of sense. I was a bit of a reply guy when I first joined Twitter.

Not usually in the middle of Soho in broad daylight

I am devoted to your powerful and glorious corporation. God's creations are beautiful.

I have a black and white rescue pit whose only behavioral flaw is extreme separation anxiety. And it's hard to be mad at a dog that loves his people so much he soils himself when we leave him alone for too long.

a woman in a black dress is sitting on a pink floral couch . ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting on a pink floral couch .

Me waiting to put in bids at the last minute while also planning to outbid myself so I can donate more.
#fandomtrumpshate

"The church must be reminded that it is not the master or the servant of the state, but rather the conscience of the state. It must be the guide and the critic of the state, and never its tool. If the church does not recapture its prophetic zeal, it will become an irrelevant social club without moral or spiritual authority." -Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

A president who actively chooses to start a war and a president who is easily tricked into starting a war are both unqualified for office, so why do they even bother saying this.

Do you find it risible, when I say... Biggus Dickus?

As an aside, I'd like to encourage the people of Maine to maybe not vote for the guy who has Nazi ties, and vote for the little old lady who yelled at Trump instead.