Zee Khalifa 🤩🍊🧚🏽‍♀️

Wow why the fuck can I not be left alone for a week without someone asking me for something

If we are going back to like the 60’s can we at least have blockbuster and shoney’s 🥹😭

There's literally no way in hell he won 7 swing states and I'll go to my grave believing that.

Not my boss (the one I thought I was extremely invisible to) giving me a real Christmas card 🥹🥹 Fed Gov isn’t bad sometimes

They tryna say Nosy Bystander started the Jackie vs Mecca and Jamilah thing and I just like to ask how can we pivot this and somehow turn this onto Queen Naija?

BITCH…I DESERVE IT ALL.

My mama bragging on me about my hidden talent of getting up and baking things from scratch 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🩷

Bc their brains sound like sizzling fajitas daily 😭😭

And the first time I see it on TikTok the girl said “word on the street” and the street is apparently Facebook like ????

I’m trying to figure out how we got here????

Why are the masses on TikTok talking about Selena Gomez killing Keneka Jenkins???????

Going anywhere rn is crazy work why do people want to be around me?😭😭😭

The man of my dreams gotta understand that I simply can’t pay the mortgage at all 💕

Never listened to that man he gets no plays up here.

Having a cancer stellium in my 11th house was already a lot, u mean to tell me these Leo placements are about to get even spicer in this retrograde????

Kk thanks fren! 💕

I hope this is better than the one on Max 😭

Being a yapper and losing my voice feels like fucking hell rn😭

I don’t like when yall say yall in KC and yall are in Topeka

You’re a liar if you like winter weather frl

I’ve lived in KC for all 24 years of my life and both sides of the river have the most corrupt police with blatant crimes of SA, racism and R@pe. This been going on since my parents were kids.

He was found dead in Edwardsville btw today 🙄 I knew this was gonna happen

913 💕

My bitch can’t even fart in this mfk without sb taking a pic of her 😒

It’s me waking up confused denamuthafucka #katfishkia

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Me: “MMMMMMMMMMMM”😭💀💀💀💀

Please be kind. don’t be the reason someone didn't eat today. don’t be the reason someone hates waking up. don’t be the reason why someone doesn’t join in on a conversation. don’t be the reason why someone hates themselves. trust me, it sticks with them forever

When math got in it that’s when I knew it wasn’t no bs 😭