Nicole DeWitt

“bottom surgery is assimilationist” ok then why is every psychosexual transmisogynist obsessed with the idea that we all should have to keep our penises?

it was a very “solidarity is dead. didnt you get the memo?” moment

and yeah i was still a couple months away from finally coming out and felt like i was going insane bc what was happening was soooo fucking obvious and many of the women i thought knew better were siding against heard

2020s intersectional feminism is when you dont defend rich famous white women from misogynist public humiliation rituals bc theyre privileged, but you also dont defend poor obscure women of color from misogynist public humiliation rituals bc theyre not privileged so nobody knows its happening

heard got She’s-No-Angel-ed and many *feminists* went along with it bc she was rich and famous. like. girls if the rich famous white lady cant defend herself against a well-documented piece of shit man weaponizing the courts to publicly humiliate and ruin her for leaving him, then we’re all fucked!!

yuuup. the first sinking feeling i had about 2024 was seeing *feminists* i knew irl both-sidesing that trial. just that dread feeling of “oh fuck me too is *dead* dead, and we’ve got nothing to replace it”

before depp v heard im not sure i truly understood that men could carry out a vast, overt sexual harassment campaign in broad daylight and *gain* public support from it. the anti-trans wave that came after and the resulting decline in support for trans rights makes a lot more sense in light of that

depp v heard makes a lot of this click for me as well. a group of men are angry that trans women can say no to them now so theyve launched a global public sexual harassment campaign against us, aided by friendly editors and reporters who are sick and tired of not being allowed to openly sneer at us

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

might be best girl tbqh

sometimes a girls gotta weaponize yuri (give compliments) to get what she wants (bite a dragon womans tail)

uhhh victoria you do realize red is her default outfit color right??

ideal woman has appeared

yknow sometimes it feels like she doesnt even try to resist the yuri urge

i believe that a large language model can simulate human bullshitting. i know that silicon valley tech culture selects for and targets people who can’t distinguish the character of bullshit from their own thoughts and feelings.

jfc these pathetic losers. like sorry you decided to become a parent but explaining basic aspects of reality as they come up is kinda part of the gig!!

as a minnesotan girlie lemme just say with my full chest: skill issue 😏💅🏻

do i give clocky bruises?

happy international women's day. cheat on your shitty husband or boyfriend with another woman and leave together.

one does not simply resist the yuri urge

tfw youre a video game protagonist

well yeah but that is a very MEI thing to do. we both know thats not how miss “i srsly need to touch mei’s horns so fucking bad rn” wouldve handled things if she were into guys!

of course it turns out that what rhinedottir really meant by “taking things more seriously” was “taking part in a slow-burn psychosexual toxic yuri plot with my heavenly counterpart” which would have been awkward to politely discuss over tea at hexenzirkel gatherings

the hexenzirkel is a zany d&d group that *does* routinely save the world, but cannot stop being a clown show about it and rhinedottir is the token member who wishes everyone took things more seriously and eventually left to go do a more grimdark campaign—tho she still cameos in theirs now and then

fully grown straight mom elysia

klee has a father and shes married to him lol

nicole: alice, did we push her too far? what if she doesnt return?

alice: oh pish, she’ll be back. she just needs to lez out with naberius for a while

nicole: dont we all…

rhinedottir: sentient?! i aim to create life that defies the very laws of—

alice: *stage whispering to nicole* she gets the ick from dick~

nicole: i see.. i will remember this and include it in future info dumps

rhinedottir: fuck this. im gonna eat a shade so i can hang with *her* bitchy friends

when techbros try to argue about how ai is totally sentient, all i can think of is how multiple members of the hexenzirkel in genshin have tried to create sentient life—to sometimes catastrophic results—and alice just went out there and fucked a guy

the difference is hillary did have tons of policies and spoke frequently about them while harris didnt have or do any of that

perhaps harris should have taken ‘the dumbest of asses’ into account and changed her policies to appeal to them