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He's the deposed God-Emperor of Pluto. linktr.ee/chadlandonsmith

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Yeah, everything ICE does is what the wackjobs said Obama would do. When they talked about sending you to FEMA camps, they meant all of this.

12.06.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They still exist in handwritten notebooks. Didn't even own a computer until a couple of years into college, so thankfully no one can dredge THAT up.

10.06.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wrote two godawful things in high school:

A vampire story that was a riff on The Professional. They fought demons who talked like Betty Boop.

A very angsty, edgelordy, thing that's best described as A Catcher in the Rye meets Akira. I vented my frustrations with religion/the church I grew up in.

10.06.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ingrid's new design from Street Fighter 6. Serious alien vibes here.

Ingrid's new design from Street Fighter 6. Serious alien vibes here.

Getting a better look at Ingrid and I'm digging the Katamari Damacy/alien from a 60s kaiju flick look. Way better than her old school girl idol thing.

09.06.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MR NUTTY AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS ARE WATCHING A TELEVISION SET!!  MR NUTTY ASKS, "WHAT SAY YOU, CHUM, ABOUT THIS NEW STYLE, WHERE THE JOKES ARE PUNCTUATED BY BLASTS OF MACHINE GUN FIRE??"

MR NUTTY AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS ARE WATCHING A TELEVISION SET!! MR NUTTY ASKS, "WHAT SAY YOU, CHUM, ABOUT THIS NEW STYLE, WHERE THE JOKES ARE PUNCTUATED BY BLASTS OF MACHINE GUN FIRE??"

08.06.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The one I went to as a kid had a generic wooden fort/slide/monkey bars thing, but it also had the burger sky jail. Funny what they chose to make unbranded and what they kept branded.

07.06.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm the oldtaku grumbling about Ingrid being the "new" character in SF6's season 3. But I was also the oldtaku grumbling about Terry and Mai in season 2 and I dug them once I actually played them, so I'm sure my grumbling is just that.

06.06.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ken Watanabe saying "let them fight" in Godzilla may be the most important movie moment in the 21st century.

05.06.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Play Final Fantasy Tactics.

Give Guns to your White Mages.

05.06.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6162    ๐Ÿ” 2195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Doop for Marvel Tokon.

05.06.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Critters 1-4

04.06.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haven't seen any major outlets mention this being a homophobic attack, but at least the local newspaper posted his husband's comments.

www.expressnews.com/news/article...

02.06.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't deal with Godzilla fanboys that call him "Goji." You are not his friend. Stop acting that familiar with him.

06.12.2024 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The date on the paper was from May 1996 I think, so it was making me think it had something to do with the first MI, since that's when it was released. I was thinking she knew someone who died on that opening mission or whatever, then nothing really came of it. Weird why that's even there.

02.06.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.06.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4048    ๐Ÿ” 1487    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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this is way cooler than those terrible waifu cars.

27.05.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1876    ๐Ÿ” 542    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

You'd think the "rational," "middle of the road" attitude would be "everyone has the same rights regardless of any factor" and not "how many rights can we deny trans people before it's just outright murder," but I guess I'm balancing on a totally different scale, huh?

29.05.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@vgadvisor.bsky.social

26.05.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Sickos.jpg but it's Wicket the Ewok saying "yubnub... HA HA HA... yubnub!"

Sickos.jpg but it's Wicket the Ewok saying "yubnub... HA HA HA... yubnub!"

27.05.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 255    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL ****/****starring Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Angela Bassettwritten by Christopher McQuarrie & Erik Jendresendirected by Christopher McQuarrie by Walter Chaw SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT. The...

FFC review: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2025/05/miss...

26.05.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Teenager/20something me, who would play SF almost daily as a way to zone out after school, would be ashamed of me for going a year without playing the game.

26.05.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Played SF6 for the first time in, like, a year.

Really digging how Mai plays. I'm sorry, Mai, for being mad you were a guest character taking up a slot on the season pass.

Also tried out A.K.I., who I really like as a concept, but she doesn't jibe with me play-wise.

26.05.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Little girl points towards the camera with her older brother and a large muscular purple alien warlord walking behind her

Little girl points towards the camera with her older brother and a large muscular purple alien warlord walking behind her

Who needs live action Lilo and Stitch when Psycho Goreman exists for all your โ€œdifficult little girl adopts an intergalactic supervillainโ€ needs

24.05.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3541    ๐Ÿ” 1024    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Fallout
Rogue Nation
Dead Reckoning
Ghost Protocol
Final Reckoning
1
2
3

Big gap between 1 and 2. Fallout and Rogue Nation could switch dependent on mood. Need to rewatch 2, but doubt it'll overtake anything even if it's better than I remember. Everything from 1 on up is great to some degree.

24.05.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's far from the worst Disney live action remake, but it makes some baffling mistakes like this.

23.05.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lilo and Stitch is werid in that, yeah, Nani gives up Lilo to foster care, but a literal Portal (as in the video game) joke totally negates it two minutes later. Why even change that if you're gonna turn it into a mid-credit stinger? Well, more like "you think the credits are starting" stinger.

23.05.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yeah. In the NES and SNES days before I graduated high school, I'd get a game or two at Xmas, a game or two on my birthday, and maybe one or two games at other times in the year, and I thought I was doing pretty well. I played as many games as I did through renting and playing friends' games.

23.05.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My quick and dirty comparison impression of Final Reckoning is "Raiders of the Lost Ark if they have to put whatever it is inside of the Ark back inside."

23.05.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the grocery store doesn't have seasonal egg sales where eggs from last year are 90% off and the pressure is on to take advantage of the sale and keep up with all of your egger friends who own 100 more eggs than you.

22.05.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Heathcliff walks down the street wearing sunglasses and a huge grin with a flower pot balanced on his head. A single sunflower grows out of the pot, also wearing a huge grin and sunglasses. A couple sits on a bench and watches them walk by, and one says "That looks like trouble."

Heathcliff walks down the street wearing sunglasses and a huge grin with a flower pot balanced on his head. A single sunflower grows out of the pot, also wearing a huge grin and sunglasses. A couple sits on a bench and watches them walk by, and one says "That looks like trouble."

20 May 2025

20.05.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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