Stephen J. Carrington - SAG-AFTRA

Drop something PURPLE 🦄👾🖤🍇🍆

A MAD Look At Easter

Artist & Writer • Sergio Aragones
MAD Magazine Issue No. 476
April 2007

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#marginalmonday

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

RE9 comic Grace: so how many kids do you have? Leon: what makes you think I have kids? Grace: o-oh I just figured from all the lame dad jokes you make the speech bubble stabs Leon thru the heart

GET HIS ASS, GRACE #re9

Cartoon by Ward Sutton, titled "A Shrink Consults His Patient About What Seems," published in The New Yorker Magazine, February 11th, 2013. 

A therapist’s office. A man lies on a couch and looks concerned, possibly anguished, while a therapist sits on a nearby chair, taking notes and appears to be speaking. Caption: "Let's try focussing on your posts that do receive comments."

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Drop something BLUE 👖

The morning run with sheep Patch & Frisbee, of course we had toast

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"If God wanted us to be sober at church then he wouldn't have invented scotch. " -George Clooney

Hard to argue with that.

"still punk AF" i whisper as i inquire about the sugar free options at the dessert table

It's a Saturday morning, but I'd still be getting up for the 630am 20 Minute Workout on Channel 18. Then it's outside IRL with my local cycling club for a long stretch along the bays.

...but that was 40 years ago. These days? 😅

Snickers, get off the cat!

Cat? What cat?

Patrick Nagel-style artwork of a very 80's-looking businesswoman checking her watch while holding a briefcase, next to an ad for Bob Evans' "Beat the Clock" deal

Not gonna lie, this 1991 ad using Nagel-style art to hawk Bob Evans Restaurants is deeply unsettling yet oddly comforting

I see "Talk To Me" in that list - one of the best horror films I watched last year. Great flick out of Australia. 🇦🇺

I remember seeing this on tv 20-odd years ago. Absolutely nuts. (and apparently legal!) 🤪

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhW...

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

What is one of your ultimate comfort movies?

For me...The Iron Giant (1999)

Oh man. That ending. 😭

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

Drop something GREEN 🦖🐍🖤🐉🦎

Visiting your hot date's apartment for the first time, and NewsMax is blaring on the tv.

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When you love Cockapoos and you’re hungry, it can get weird 😁

The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

Happy Friday! 👻

Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my axe.

Me: And my shitpost.