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Spokane Sammi Rose

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Designer/Artist/Writer/Dumbass. Dan Slott and Christopher Cantwell fall into an active volcano challenge. #NAFO expansion is nonnegotiable. I was born a Notre Dame football fan why the fuck would I choose this.

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05.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
GUESS WHAT? Go on, guess. It's Xena & Callisto again, you may remember them from other such posts of mine like, 'Xena x Callisto,' & the surprise sequel, 'More Xena x Callisto,' plus more. It's the one with Xena standing over Callisto telling her to stay down and Callisto is like, "Gladly <3" y'know, classic Callisto stuff. I added a little background of GREENERY, like the threat of a fern and a whisper of some grass, stuff like that. Plus some peachy pink sky. #myart

GUESS WHAT? Go on, guess. It's Xena & Callisto again, you may remember them from other such posts of mine like, 'Xena x Callisto,' & the surprise sequel, 'More Xena x Callisto,' plus more. It's the one with Xena standing over Callisto telling her to stay down and Callisto is like, "Gladly <3" y'know, classic Callisto stuff. I added a little background of GREENERY, like the threat of a fern and a whisper of some grass, stuff like that. Plus some peachy pink sky. #myart

Added a background to this Xena/Callisto piece so I could make some nice prints and I think it turned out PEACHY

05.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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A Swarovski Shrek and Fiona statue in a display case

A Swarovski Shrek and Fiona statue in a display case

Omg it’s the Shrek Swarovski statue in the wild.

05.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Sam Darnold meme 

Out indefinitely 
Fired

Kristy Noem

Sam Darnold meme Out indefinitely Fired Kristy Noem

05.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
05.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

04.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 955    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

People enjoy thought exercises so here’s one…

imagine the Democratic Party without Black women

05.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 15

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

05.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17116    πŸ” 2589    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 109

My new banner image

05.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if i was Kristi Noem i simply would not quote Orwell

05.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2972    πŸ” 455    πŸ’¬ 255    πŸ“Œ 36

Who gets the love jet?

05.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 2

There's a rational temptation in these moments to ask if what follows will be worse, and to let concern temper happiness.

My two cents and experience from Trump's first term is it's important and good to celebrate victories when you get them. Kristi Noem is truly awful, we should be glad she's out

05.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

This is a big win. Kristi Noem was a disaster, and people speaking up got her fired.

But Kristi Noem is not the architect of Trump's dangerous mass deportation policies, and we can't let up the pressure.

Fire Stephen Miller.

05.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10

naming a character markwayne and your editor hits you with β€œthat’s an anti white caricature”

05.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 326    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

I will block anyone arguing that this doesn't matter or her replacement is going to be worse who cares that's a problem for 96 hours later people, for now it's important we enjoy her immense suffering because she deserves it and we gotta show that people who do this will be punished

05.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11

Nice. Necessary. BUT NOTHING WILL CHANGE with Miller in the White House.

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4596    πŸ” 801    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 104

Markwayne Mullin is the most β€œdefensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have

05.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1018    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 13
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β€˜Vladimir’ Review: Rachel Weisz and Leo Woodall Heat Up Netflix’s Boldly Prickly, Fascinatingly Slippery Deconstruction of Desire Julia May Jonas adapts her own acclaimed novel about a married English professor who develops an all-consuming crush on a younger colleague.

vladimir is a show about how some women would rather project all of their deepest needs and fears and regrets and insecurities onto Leo Woodall than go to therapy

05.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Flanagan Adds 11 Frequent Collaborators To New β€˜Exorcist’ Movie Universal's new 'Exorcist' movie from director Mike Flanagan has added 11 of his frequent collaborators to its cast, Deadline can report exclusively.

Thrilled to be back on set with so many of my favorite actors.

05.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 40
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There it is: Noem out, Mullin in

05.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2356    πŸ” 812    πŸ’¬ 696    πŸ“Œ 932

The Onion was 23 years ahead of its time.

05.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who loves movies and often has controversial takes, I did not anticipate the number people who a) Did not know BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN by James Whale existed or b) Thought that story was in the original novel.

05.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

…..this can’t be β€œreformed”.

05.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who tried to draw around me and started drawing LOVED it at the beginning because of their QUICK IMPROVEMENT. Then quit when they hit The Wallℒ️.

But it's when you hit The Wallℒ️ that you NEED to push through with practice!! And you gotta do it for yourself, because it's ALWAYS worth it! 😀

05.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1810    πŸ” 761    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 25

Ooh this is fun:

Father’s side: Grand Duke of Luxembourg
Mother’s side: King of Belgium

05.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

The obvious solution was to have the Burger King CEO sitting at a BK restaurant booth across from Billy Crystal and faking an orgasm as he bit into the BK burger.

05.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0