Alli Katz

you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird

I did not know this was not a common preparation of sweet potatoes until my 20s.

isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter

everyone is acting like Epstein was uniquely illiterate when that is how 99 percent of rich guys over 70 email and text

Why would @septaphilly.bsky.social announce they are cancelling chestnut hill west morning trains and then cancel the chestnut hill east train instead 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Cool that Vince Gillian made a tv show just for me (again)

lol. lmao.

My morning

I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

My kids call all my cousins aunt and uncle

My kid goes to a public school in NW Philly and it’s one of like 4 great ones in the neighborhood

I presume they are allowed to count but who knows

My daughter said they're not allowed to say "6,7" at school 🥲

I recently informed my six year old that ghosts are dead people and … well I regret that.

Diane Keaton surrounded by clown paintings

Book cover, Clown Paintings by Diane Keaton

RIP Diane Keaton- such sad news, what an incredible talent. You probably didn't know she collected clown paintings by amateur artists, eventually publishing an entire book devoted to them

Truly obsessed with my bike commute and will very annoyingly describe at length the exact route I take in detail to anyone who shows even a little interest

I commuted by bike today and I am grateful to have dodged a regional rail apocalypse today

I remember seeing over and over again young guys and random moms who claimed they were voting for Trump to "avoid WW3" and ... just ...

!!!!

Orna what the hell

absolutely incredible.

Feeling the need to post this spot on @michaelhobbes.bsky.social idea again. Don’t even give them direction, just fund them.

SAVE THE DATE: Philly Comics Expo is 10/5/25 from 10-6 Old Pine Community Center in Philly! I’ll be there with Hellscape Americana, Pulp Bytes, and plenty of new stuff! See ya there! #pcx #phillycomicsexpo #comics #indiecomics #horrorcomics #convention

Took a rideshare tonight and the driver put on a playlist of bland covers of Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber and … was that for me? Was he already listening to it? Why stream that and not the regular songs? Did he know they were covers?

My latest for the Weavers Way Shuttle 🛸

Who would you send a letter to with a Buckley stamp

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Elliott is constantly asking the kids if they want to watch Godfather 2