Salty Tea - Piddleyfangs

i should write sex

THIS RULES!!!!

the saaaaaaag oh my gosh this is good stuff

Two weekends ago I listened to all of the FMA intros and cried to each of them like a dad on his third miller lite reading his high school yearbook.

It's so weird how I have multiple kind of tireds?
Like there is the tired where even slightly motivational songs make me cry. And today is the tired where it is easier than usual to pretend I'm a huge cute girl with massive naturals.

whenever i comm art i just want to know the artist loves my idea. the money too. money is also important but both tho.

more people should write scolipede tf

this is how i intend for you to read my stuff btw

paladin and dark knight yuri

... And everyone who's been waiting for commissions to open, trust me how much I've been able to squeeze writing back into my life recently is a very good sign

The Scolipede story is doing great! (I'm considering adding one more section to it...)

be the change you want to see in the world is my motto, but i need someone to start being that change i want too so i can sit back and enjoy it!

I do think my writing is a lot worse when I'm tired. But man is it getting harder to find time that I'm not tired lol

If any part of this reads weird just go in your head "oh this is actually just a draft!" and idk pay me money to redo it ;3

YOU ARE A SCOLIPEDE by TF_Hive -- Fur Affinity [dot] net Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

i'm tired and worked a ten hour day
anyways here's my first scolipede tf story i wrote somehow after all these years??
too lazy to make the blusky graphic bleugh!
www.furaffinity.net/view/64083114/

how would he wear pants?

I would never repost a means to keep your ID safe and to give the middle finger to a company ran by the grandson of Mosley.

I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇

How have I never written a Scolipede TF story?!?

Katy from Pokemon getting a long Scolipede neck

Scolipede TF sketch for Queertzalcoatl

It takes a lot of length to capture, but I adoooore the "we're kinda healing!" part before inevitably falling again.

That one really deserves a sequel...

Hello, it is time for my ego boost.
Please let me know what your favorite fic of mine from recent memory is.
Is there something you'd like to see me write more of?
Thank you!~ :D

Armpit jobs are hot, and Lenea has some great ones~

busty kobold stoppit holds her sword and adjusts her sunglasses while holding her foot up in front of a mock D&D cover titled "advanced T&A". image is mostly grey tones with a few warm tones and her eyes are coloured golden.

Stoppit the kobold shows her feet while mostly naked and smiling. the image is mostly black and white and a speech bubble says "ROFL"

stoppit the kobold poses showing her backside as she turns to look at the viewer while holding a sword. she is topless. image is greyscale except for her golden eyes and a few brownish tones and reddish highlights on her skin. text spells out her name along the left side.

stoppit the kobold holds two hatchets as she looks at the viewer from behind. weapons sprawl out from behind her. image is in black and white except for her golden eyes and some slightly brown tones

Stoppit the sexy Kobold series 1 ❤️

The gayest thing you can possible do is kiss your rival girlfriend on top of a huge woman's tits. 10/10

n-no i don't *sweats nervously and holds backspace on 500 words already finished on the next chapter*

I promise the next thing I write will not be umamusume

Bakushin The Armpit Queen - Piddleyfangs - ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/79150631
i couldn't resist
i wasn't strong enough

The hardest part about posting a new fic is how hard you VIBRATE waiting to see if people read it and leave comments and prove you're AMAZING and DESERVE everything AND YOU'RE HOT AND AWESOME AND--

Make sure to read till the end where I do a Marvel style after credits scene confirming the next chapter