A Very Spooky Detective

what the hell

senator @schumer.senate.gov sir who will you be voting for in the election?

food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people

please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have

what are we even doing here

i believe some occurrences have raised new questions

thinking some shit is going on that’s stretching the boundaries

does anyone in a position to do so at any point want to ask a single follow up question? or are we done with follow up questions as a society?

gavin newsom you are shit to me

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

i do not respect this belief but it is enlightening to wrap your head around the fact that a significant number of your political rivals believe you are literally in league with satan, and act with concomitant zeal and brutality

literally i think what the pirates have done since monday is worse than anything the yankees as an organization have done to their fans in the last one hundred years

[0.8 seconds after arbitrarily opening a bible to somewhere in 2 samuel] damn this is dope! shout out to god

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip

drink piss in hell forever motha fucka

i mean ozzy

izzy’s first wife innit

ok i found it. it’s a quote by ozzy about pizza.

i do

dan good work these look like good pizzas to eat

this was a good song to listen to thanks for making it

senator @fetterman.senate.gov i pray to jesus and God that you are on vacation right now.

is it illegal for journalists to say the phrase “what do you mean”? because someone should ask some of these guys that sometimes.

am about to have to make this choice probably and i’m really scared about it!

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

i’m going to absolutely freak out if senator @fetterman.senate.gov doesn’t get to go to the beach and i mean like NOW. enough is enough he’s been through enough get him to the beach.

these people think you're stupid and hold you in absolute fucking contempt

Supreme Court: Anyone, citizen or not, can be disappeared to a concentration camp in a foreign country without trial, warrant, or evidence.

Democrats: We have to make sure a muslim doesn't get elected mayor

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social i need you to say just kidding about not taking a look at the bill please