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Agent of chaos, professor by day. Author of False Offering. Editor of Honey Literary and Split Lip Magazine. Board VP of Sundress Publications.

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β€œYou are Lady Godiva. You are wearing chaps. You made a phenomenon of shaking salads”

Flight 1 comes in for a landing with our Brewer’s Choice category:

@ritamookerjee.bsky.social blew us away with this hybrid piece made up of lines from the Kardashians

Read: flight-literary.ghost.io/flight-1/

31.08.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Technical-style drawing with an isometric view of industrial buildings on a square plot of land, surrounded by a crevasse on all sides, enmeshed with tree roots. A wonky forest with striped antelopes forms a desolate stronghold around the complex.

Technical-style drawing with an isometric view of industrial buildings on a square plot of land, surrounded by a crevasse on all sides, enmeshed with tree roots. A wonky forest with striped antelopes forms a desolate stronghold around the complex.

Kick back, fix yourself a warm drink, and enjoy our SEPTEMBER ISSUE. 🍁

WORDS by Max Wheeler, JR Fenn, Kimaya Diggs, & Michal β€˜MJ’ Jones
ART by Valerie Marshall
AND Benjamin Selesnick reviews Katie Lynn Johnston
PLUS Matthew Groff reviews Gabe Montesanti

buff.ly/uOXuAsg

15.09.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7
Blue flyer that says Welcome! Writers in Residence 2025-2026: Allison Blevins, Taylor Byas, Joan Kwon Glass, Rita Mookerjee, Lisa Rhoades, Nina Sudhakar, Lesley Wheeler, Sunni Wilkinson. Logos at the bottom say SWWIM, The Betsy Hotel, Matwaala, and CreArte.

Blue flyer that says Welcome! Writers in Residence 2025-2026: Allison Blevins, Taylor Byas, Joan Kwon Glass, Rita Mookerjee, Lisa Rhoades, Nina Sudhakar, Lesley Wheeler, Sunni Wilkinson. Logos at the bottom say SWWIM, The Betsy Hotel, Matwaala, and CreArte.

Flyer that says Save Every Date 2025-2026 Reading Season: 

Thursday, 9/11/25, at 7:00 PM: 
SWWIM x Matwaala: 
Nina Sudhakar & Carolene Kurien 
 
Thursday, 10/16/25, at 7:00 PM: 
Lisa Rhoades & Yael Valencia Aldana 
 
Thursday, 11/13/25, at 7:00 PM: 
Taylor Byas & Rosa Sophia Godshall 
 
Thursday, 12/11/25, at 7:00 PM: 
Lesley Wheeler & Haya Pomrenze 
 
Thursday, 1/8/26, at 7:00 PM: 
Rita Mookerjee & Madison Whatley 

Thursday, 2/12/26, at 7:00 PM: 
Allison Blevins with Carolina Hospital, 
Nicole Hospital-Medina, & Holly Iglesias
 
Thursday, 3/19/26, at 7:00 PM: 
Sunni Brown Wilkinson & Elizabeth Jacobson 
 
Thursday, 4/16/26, at 7:00 PM: 
Joan Kwon Glass & Clayre BenzadΓ³n

Logos at the bottom read: SWWIM, The Betsy Hotel, Matwaala, and CreArte

Flyer that says Save Every Date 2025-2026 Reading Season: Thursday, 9/11/25, at 7:00 PM: SWWIM x Matwaala: Nina Sudhakar & Carolene Kurien Thursday, 10/16/25, at 7:00 PM: Lisa Rhoades & Yael Valencia Aldana Thursday, 11/13/25, at 7:00 PM: Taylor Byas & Rosa Sophia Godshall Thursday, 12/11/25, at 7:00 PM: Lesley Wheeler & Haya Pomrenze Thursday, 1/8/26, at 7:00 PM: Rita Mookerjee & Madison Whatley Thursday, 2/12/26, at 7:00 PM: Allison Blevins with Carolina Hospital, Nicole Hospital-Medina, & Holly Iglesias Thursday, 3/19/26, at 7:00 PM: Sunni Brown Wilkinson & Elizabeth Jacobson Thursday, 4/16/26, at 7:00 PM: Joan Kwon Glass & Clayre BenzadΓ³n Logos at the bottom read: SWWIM, The Betsy Hotel, Matwaala, and CreArte

Please join us in welcoming our 2025-2026 Writers in Residence. Save every date for our upcoming reading season!

@taylorbyas.bsky.social @ritamookerjee.bsky.social, @joankwonglass.bsky.social @ninasudhakar.bsky.social @lesleymwheeler.bsky.social

#SWWIMEveryDay #SWWIMWithUs #WomenWriters

27.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The cover of the Rita Mookerjee book False Offering

The cover of the Rita Mookerjee book False Offering

Coconut Oil
As a teen, I wish I knew I had perfect skin and spent less time shaving my thighs and the small of my back, rubbing brown sugar and extra virgin into my feet and arms while my mom shouted at me to stop wasting water.
I didn't want to peel the brown away, but I hoped for something more dazzling underneath, maybe gold or amber? I lived a life far from beaches so coconuts were rarely on my mind, but once I anointed myself with clear paste, boys would sit by me at lunch, a girl at ballet would tell me I smelled good, and so my oilwork became routine.
My vanity grew loaded with oils. All of them impart a different slick: some to lure people in with a dark sheen, some to melt yesterday's kohl from my lid, some to prime me for escape.
At night, I'd stroke my shins and knead the petals of my arches. After months in sun on hot grass and driveways, I saw myself reflected in storefronts and car windows and decided I would become a bronze idol, a gilded thistle, a living ember searing through my hair and clothes. Because of my oilwork I keep jars all around the houseβ€” in the bathroom, the kitchen, at my bedside- so I always remember how I coaxed myself from the shower and out into the day.

Coconut Oil As a teen, I wish I knew I had perfect skin and spent less time shaving my thighs and the small of my back, rubbing brown sugar and extra virgin into my feet and arms while my mom shouted at me to stop wasting water. I didn't want to peel the brown away, but I hoped for something more dazzling underneath, maybe gold or amber? I lived a life far from beaches so coconuts were rarely on my mind, but once I anointed myself with clear paste, boys would sit by me at lunch, a girl at ballet would tell me I smelled good, and so my oilwork became routine. My vanity grew loaded with oils. All of them impart a different slick: some to lure people in with a dark sheen, some to melt yesterday's kohl from my lid, some to prime me for escape. At night, I'd stroke my shins and knead the petals of my arches. After months in sun on hot grass and driveways, I saw myself reflected in storefronts and car windows and decided I would become a bronze idol, a gilded thistle, a living ember searing through my hair and clothes. Because of my oilwork I keep jars all around the houseβ€” in the bathroom, the kitchen, at my bedside- so I always remember how I coaxed myself from the shower and out into the day.

Day 13 of the #sealeychallenge

August 13th- False Offering, Rita Mookerjee

This collection by Flight 1 contributor @ritamookerjee.bsky.social shimmers with inventive, playful language. Read these poems out loud, you won’t regret it

@jacklegpress.bsky.social

13.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

For our elusive β€œBrewer’s Choice” category, we knew instantly there was only one real choice.

@ritamookerjee.bsky.social is a multi-hyphenate, literary powerhouse. She does standup, she does burlesque, she Emcees, she writes poetry, she teaches, we’re not sure there’s anything she DOESN’T do.

26.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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rita and bronwen against the world πŸ˜‚

08.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if it’s not flavor of love rock of
love etc. I don’t want it tbqh

08.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is anyone else categorically adverse to shows about love and dating? πŸ‘€

08.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

we can all see what you’re doing. you’re just another misogynistic racist too consumed by his own fragility to perform any critical thinking or self-reflection. feel better soon πŸ’•

08.07.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

see also: ya mom

08.07.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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muscle butts are so funny…all that mass and no jiggle to it. what we supposed to do with that???

06.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

are you attempting to belittle one of the most transnationally praised political writers of the past decade? embarrassing

07.07.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I agreed with tucker AND piers morgan this week wtaf

06.07.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the beyoncΓ©/buffalo soldier πŸ“€πŸŽis making me so depressed. so much misinformation and glorification of settler colonialism…

28.06.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

precious gems

28.06.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I read a book about gay people and became gay and then I read a book about straight people and became straight again and then I read a book about Australians and became Australian and then I read a book about Bigfoot and became Bigfoot.

Book-banners are weak knuckleheads.

27.06.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1063    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 10

SPLIT LIP FAM is truly unstoppable!!! Congrats for all this GREAT news @lorisambolbrody.bsky.social @mariannelchan.bsky.social @sashabrown.bsky.social @amorak.bsky.social @livesinpages.bsky.social @amystuber.com @ritamookerjee.bsky.social @ambersparks.bsky.social @maxpasakorn.bsky.social & MORE!

25.06.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life

24.06.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3324    πŸ” 1139    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 253
Black ink smudged on white canvas.

Black ink smudged on white canvas.

Have a goodnight with some poetry on this ACCOMPLISHMENT SUNDAY πŸŒ™ Poetry Co-Editor @ritamookerjee.bsky.social has two iconic poems in @villaineralit.bsky.social‬ we know you'll love: buff.ly/98kePPd

22.06.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NEW YORK (AP) β€” Judge says he will order Columbia University protester Mahmoud Khalil released from immigration detention.

20.06.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5665    πŸ” 881    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 48
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Volcano People by Richard Mirabella Our sister went to help the people who came out of the volcano. She told us she was going to leave at the 4th of July picnic, while we sat around eating corn, our hands fatty with butter, silk in our ...

"Our sister went to help the people who came out of the volcano."

When I "came back" to the lit world, it was a @rpmirabella.bsky.social essay that allowed me to reframe how I think about relationship with writing, so it's an HONOR that we get to feature him on @hexliterary.bsky.social this week.

17.06.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

glad that everyone is seeing him clearly now. (this man tried to send his followers on me when I clocked him for being an exclusionary fatphobic twat)

09.06.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Borders aren’t real.

09.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If white people across the country started singing β€œFree Palestine” to the tune of β€œSweet Caroline” when a little drunk this summer at their white people bars in their little polos and $70 flip flops I think the worst β€œjournalists” in the world would actually implode

03.06.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 993    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 30

it is my firm belief that there is room for all of us, but teaching 4-6 classes, I cannot make time for writing. I rely on residencies for space and funding and tenure. I’m not some hobbyist with a rich spouse. this is my life, and it sucks to be unable to do the thing I enjoy πŸ™ƒ

03.06.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am happy to admit defeat when a better writer wins something I want, but I am very tired of hustling for crumbs while the same boring, monied people collect everything.

03.06.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

obvi we are used to mediocre ww being picked for everything, but losing out on a residency to a ww bragging about trips to europe and her second house being in escrow is pretty gross

03.06.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Volume 21 and 22 of Redivider, one on top of the other, on a wood surface.

Volume 21 and 22 of Redivider, one on top of the other, on a wood surface.

Want to spice up your reading this summer? Looking for a new literary magazine to subscribe to? We LOVE β€ͺredividermag.bsky.social‬ & highly recommend you check out the amazing poem by SLM Poetry Editor @ritamookerjee.bsky.social‬ in the latest issue!

30.05.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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