Chris Tannhauser

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Whoopie pies!!!

sweet mother of no thank you

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Appreciation post for the French Tara Polar Station
(@fondationtaraocean.bsky.social), a drifting scientific base designed for long-term Artic missions to study biodiversity and the effects of climate change.

More info: fondationtaraocean.org/en/schooner/...

antichrist’s hickey

It’s… certainly its own thing. There’s even an endgame state where you have to put your character in the freezer!

Micro RPG: A woman in a dark trailer park pawns her TV to buy a shotgun.

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

High Frontier, followed by Quest for Shangri-la AKA “Juggalo Talisman”

The Flaming Scimitar foolishly engages the Shadewraith — and is sunk on the following turn! Bwahahaha!

Dreadfleet / paint by Dave

I was having so much trouble moving used games I exclaimed, “I couldn’t sell a game if it had a pornstar stapled to it!”

This is the resulting visual, with the alluring Seka stapled to Wiz-War.

“Riveting as always, bursting with wit and energy—loved the dead head in the reliquary box!”

— Heather Fowler, author of Beautiful Ape Girl Baby

don't make me tap the sign

About that trigger warning: If you know my stuff, you know; if you don't, or have any doubts—*any doubts*—do not click.

The Doomthink Equations

New short story! "NIGHTFEAST"—conjoined twins, vampire hunters, and Elvis' squishy-sweaty white leather jumpsuit!

(Trigger warning: pretty much everything)

why do morning people get to set the schedule

Disclaimer: This artwork is metaphorical and uses historical symbolism to explore themes of power and institutional reform. It is intended as social commentary and artistic expression.

Another RPG campaign for the books—10 sessions of bespoke cyberpunk hijinks from October '25 to February '26. I cannot believe we all made it without recycling a single character... Full write-up linked below.

Wow.

Good luck! Around here I couldn’t sell a game if it had a pornstar stapled to it.

Just a year ago we introduced designer Lester Walker to these pages with plans for one of his Living Machines-a convertible couch-bed-table which he called Turniture. When we wanted a multipurpose unit for outdoor use, we asked Walker to design and build Turniture II-and he came up with this delightful piece that serves all the patio functions shown. It's easily made from MDO (medium-density overlay) ply wood, assembled with two-by-two cleats and 30 wingnut/bolt/washer sets. It knocks down for flat winter storage or transport in a station wagon. Close ends of crawl-through tunnel (center photo, below) and it becomes a roofed playpen for a toddler.

Turniture II by Lester Walker (1970)

The most insidious thing is that LLMs produce a completely blind manipulation that exists only inside our skulls—there is no mind at the core of it, it's just "spicy autocomplete"—it has neither created nor offered the meaning we take from it. It's pure, unadulterated self-delusion.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

If I wanted to pay to watch someone drink urine I’d already be doing that.

A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.