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Matt Bowes

@mattbowes.bsky.social

There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula.

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Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

10.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6271    πŸ” 1671    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 178
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Intercepted communications link Indian government to B.C. Sikh leader’s assassination | Globalnews.ca British intelligence provided Canada with initial tip tying India’s government to temple leader's 2023 killing.

I’m honestly shocked that this story from @globalnews.ca has flown under the radar. Confirmation that Amit Shah, the second-most powerful man in the Indian government, was directly involved in the assassinations on Canadian soil. globalnews.ca/news/1151469...

09.11.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Fixing this by inserting a new scene into Frankenstein where two women have a conversation specifically avoiding the monster or its creator, idk maybe they talk about shopping or something

08.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 520    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1
hand doing "got your nose" gesture

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

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Me [checking into the Hotel California]: anything I should know about this place?

Clerk: well, for starters, it's pretty fucked up,

05.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 445    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

lol

06.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14077    πŸ” 4316    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 82

ow fuck dude, you hit my weak spot

16.11.2024 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

04.11.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8985    πŸ” 2290    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 76

Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident

04.11.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3175    πŸ” 338    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 8

I did not know that Trevor was from my hometown, but it makes sense.

04.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot

I want to draw everyone's attention to this amazing sitcom supercut by @futurehasbeen.bsky.social. It's a 2-hour celebration of sitcom openings that you don't remember and may not know exist. It's warm nostalgia that gets uncanny as you watch. Hard recommend.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhNB...

03.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 13
A plastic pumpkin painted with a scene inspired by Over the Garden Wall. Greg and Wirt are walking down a spooky forest path and are surrounded by references to the series. There's a tree with creepy faces on the left, a big black dog with glowing eyes on the right, and a silhouette of the Beast in the distant foggy background. There are pumpkins with faces like those in Pottsfield on the path

A plastic pumpkin painted with a scene inspired by Over the Garden Wall. Greg and Wirt are walking down a spooky forest path and are surrounded by references to the series. There's a tree with creepy faces on the left, a big black dog with glowing eyes on the right, and a silhouette of the Beast in the distant foggy background. There are pumpkins with faces like those in Pottsfield on the path

forgot to post my annual pumpkin
#art

03.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1476    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7

The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this

02.11.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 641    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here

Humanoid robot:

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Dracula Flow: The Official Saga (1-4)
YouTube video by PLUMMCORP RECORDS Dracula Flow: The Official Saga (1-4)

This has recently been brought to my attention

31.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.

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Not now, monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID! We’re busy!

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The Love Square Puzzle 27-Down, Three Letters: Green Day song whose titular character β€œscreams in silence”

I just solved this Crossword in 3 minutes and 45 seconds. Can you beat my time? www.vulture.com/article/dail...

28.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
One of my old tweets from the other place:

no one:

cormac mccarthy: The man ate the beans and they were good beans and he shared some beans with the boy who also enjoyed the beans as a dust devil gyrated its moribund burlesque in the half-cooked dusk light of winter beans

One of my old tweets from the other place: no one: cormac mccarthy: The man ate the beans and they were good beans and he shared some beans with the boy who also enjoyed the beans as a dust devil gyrated its moribund burlesque in the half-cooked dusk light of winter beans

RIP to a titan

13.06.2023 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gosei Sentai Dairanger (1993)
Episode 24

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only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ

22.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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they're calling him the most audited man in human history

21.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 804    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 18

"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. β€œNo one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

🎁link

19.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4758    πŸ” 1736    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 180

🚨 This is inexplicable news to share. If in Alberta and you want flu and covid shots for NEXT year (2026-2027), you have only until December 15 of THIS year to order them.

This is not incompetence. It’s a deliberate choice to prevent as many people ..

bookvaccine.alberta.ca/vaccine/s/pr...

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18.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 77
Help define the next chapter of Canada's AI leadership Current status: Open from October 1 to October 31, 2025 Canada helped invent modern AI. To stay a leaderβ€”and protect our digital sovereigntyβ€”we're running a 30-day national sprint to shape a renew...

Canadian friends, your government is seeking commentary on GenAi strategies and policies.

Please let them know exactly how you feel about GenAi, it’s impacts, and what next steps should be! Perhaps it’s respecting artists works, environmental considerations and so on! Share your thoughts here πŸ‘‡

19.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1017    πŸ” 923    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 20

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...

18.10.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2743    πŸ” 1661    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 153

Gotta block β€˜em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...

18.10.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1188    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 63

@mattbowes is following 20 prominent accounts