@jtomkiw.bsky.social
Writer and master of the heavy sigh.
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Trump heads to Texas;
What brand of paper towel tossed
To the people there?
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Russia’s “Pearl Harbor...”
And Trump knew nothing at all.
Couldn’t be trusted.
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West Point graduates
Need advice on trophy wives
From the Chief Cheater.
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Trump ambushed leader
With lies and conspiracies.
Always punches down.
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Habeas Corpus:
Enshrined right or Trump’s plaything?
No one can tell now.
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Springsteen calls out Trump.
In a MAGA world, be Bruce.
Better way to live.
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Trump salutes Saudis.
America First? Yeah, sure.
For tee-shirts, not life.
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Judge Box-O-Wine hired
Soon, no Fox hosts will be left.
Hitting NewsMax next?
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Veteran’s Day erased.
Trump angers another group.
Service members screwed.
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Trump says Hegseth’s fine
Which means he will be fired soon.
The carousel spins.
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“I won’t blink,” says Trump.
Then he pauses the tariffs.
Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink.
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Stocks are in freefall.
What’s one more stock market crash?
Trump just doesn’t care.
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Trump tariff turmoil:
Businesses begin layoffs.
(Can’t blame Joe Biden.)
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Tariffs now in play:
Trump and staff are deluded.
The best and brightest?
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Trump on the tariffs:
“I don’t care if prices rise.”
Get ready for pain.
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Vance goes to Greenland
“Go home!” say the residents.
(He’s not embarrassed.)
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Hegseth on Signal:
“Bro, I’m so wasted right now…
Let’s plan an air strike!”
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Security breach:
Hegseth used chat for war plans.
Nothing will be done.
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Security breach:
Hegseth used chat for war plans.
Nothing will be done.
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Protesting Tesla
Is now “domestic terror.”
Trump kneels to Elon.
Dems in Wisconsin are holding town halls to counter their Republican counterparts who are not...
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Musk cries on Fox News
The White House scurries to help
The grift is alive.
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Trump calls out Shumer
Says he’s Palestinian
As though that’s a slur.
#haiku #trump #shumer
R-E-T-I-R-E.
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Maganomics course:
Up is down and black is white.
Stock market be damned.
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Tesla boycotted.
Trump to buy a swasticar
To sooth Musk’s ego.
#haiku
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Vance learned from Elon
To use his child as a shield
JD knows no shame.
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Hiring falling short
Negative GDP soon
Are we winning yet?
#trump #gdp #jobs #musk #haiku
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Tariffs now delayed
Soon they all will be removed
Just bluster and bull.
#tariffs #haiku #trump #canada
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“President” Musk preens
At Congressional address.
Unelected bro.
#haiku #musk #trump
