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i am live with a moldge valhiem community server come check out my house or else

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stared at browt so much i had a vision

my 9/11

gonna marry clint, then divorce him immediately for emily

Here we see the peeping tom, a pervert in his natural habitat, wearing a purple and pink stripey shirt and sticking his camera onto his face, trying to get the perfect shot of a rare bird's butt.

A beautiful beach infested by these nasty monster vermin called Pokémon, strutting around like they own the place, causing all kinds of mischief. We see a closeup of the best kind of Pikachu, the chunky fat pikachu, just standing there without a care in the world while a lanky Doduo bird is running in the background, looking both ways with its two heads. As I said, madness and mayhem.

A rocky mountain with a river of lava separating you from the cute, wide-eyed Charmander, a little orange dinosaur with a fiery tail, looking at you curiously while his friend, a phat assed Magmar, looking like Charmander's edgy cousin is sticking his nose in the rock, looking all shy and embarrassed in front of the camera.

A green swampy river with some scattered tree trunks and a weird yellow platypus duck thing with its eyes wide open with tiny constricted pupils, looking like it's seen some things or perhaps accidentally pooped under the water and is acting normal, hoping I won't notice with my prying camera.

Pokémon Snap (N64) (1999)

1/3

the side effects of me new meds are already my condition

movers seeing the death stranding baby in a jar

Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

more of this and some people eating!

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post divorce as well, so you know he's got some good stories

do it again i have some new material i was shaving

jake the puppy and bmo!

A closeup of Zrek (I hope I'm annoying you significantly at this point by using that name) using his glowing finger to resurrect a withered plant, making it perk up and gain all the colors of the rainbow, just like what his eyes will see in a moment when he chews up said plant.

Again, Zrek's credibility in describing these events is very flimsy but it appears as if he's being chased by a couple of tall gray alien popes in green robes and tall hats, waving their staves and shooting green magic at the poor nude alien.

Zrek looking really happy as he's projecting bright red waves of erotic energy at a mushroom and some plants. He's really into plantonic relationships.

Zrek being chased, yet again, by a big red bulbous creature, looking like a bull with an ant head, being occasionally bonked on his bottom and the worst part is he seems to like it. Hey, I'm not kink shaming but please leave your freaky frolicking indoors you little exhibitionist freak.

E.T.: Interplanetary Mission (PS1) (2001)

3/4

hope it gets worse!

next post after this will be something like a bunch of coconut crabs at an amelia earhart restaurant

Mountain Monsters Live Commentary with Kerm | Meloncolliee Get more from Meloncolliee on Patreon

we are doing some work over on patreon!

me and kerm did a live commentary of mountain monsters first two episodes

featuring the Grass Man and the Wolf Man

all support is super appericated gang 💚

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even when it works it doesint.
#fallout

even when it works it doesint.
#fallout

add butter for febuary

I AM LIVE WISHING I WAS A GHOUL PLAYING NEW VEGAS FIRST PLAYTHROUGH 💚

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really i thought you where a big fan

We just crossed the $100,000 mark I am blown away by how incredible all of the communities involved are. I love what I do and who I do it with and it's a firm reminder to not give into despair because there's way more good people out there than not

Two panel comic. Panel 1: podcast interview setup. The interviewer talks to the guest off panel. He says, “on your last album, you said you ‘came from the mud.’ Isn’t your dad a film producer?” Panel 2: the guest, a mudskipper takes his it’s headphones off and says “this interview is over.”

their launcher stuggles with uno

uno.

my 9 year old phones hotspot as i download a bunch off single player games on steam and update all my drivers

NOOOO ITS WARM IM NOT STRAIGHT I HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THIS SOMETIMES NOOOOO I HAVE GAY LAYERS AT HOMEEE I SWEAR FUCCKKK NOOOOOO!! QUEER GOTH STRANGERS ACCPOT ME!!

Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.

There's a video out there of ice lynching a man. Don't watch it. It will not help you or others to traumatize yourself.

Spend the time you would have spent watching it/wanting to vomit and scream making a donation to somewhere in Minnesota, or if you can't, researching where you can help locally.

how do we tell video game news outlets that no one gives a fuck if ubisoft arent releasing a game