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I suppose it was armless.

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Lundy was once an Islamic state!
Al Capone was six foot tall!
Loving Notorious
And still plenty left to read.

Farage: epic grifter

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Nelson's Victory crew included a Brazilian and a Russian, 2 Indians, 2 Swiss, 2 Portuguese, 3 Danes and 3 Norwegian sailors. There were 3 Germans, 4 Italians, 6 Swedes, 7 Dutchmen, 9 West Indians and an African, as well as 21 Americans, 63 Irish, 64 Scots, 441 English.... oh, and 3 French men, too.

FT graph showing massive UK public support for the opinion that it was wrong to vote to leave the EU.

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

Adored them but always wondered what they would have sounded like using their own Canvey Island accents rather than the heavy American drawl. Ian Drury sang in English and it worked well. We’ll never know now and I’ll keep on playing them nonetheless.

Fascinating. Thank you for sharing.

Great sentiment but not a Churchill quote. @ottoenglish.bsky.social

This poll in The Times is still open.

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stop thinking right now

This ☝️

Excellent, thanks for the info, I’ve just bought it.

I’ve read your others so very much looking forward to this.

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spotter: tc_smout;

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1333hrs, 31/7/22

Please repost if you agree that British TV News is betraying our democracy by giving Farage what looks like more coverage than all the other opposition parties combined.

I have now been a journalist for 40 years. The forces ranged against my profession have never been so powerful | George Monbiot Once, I believed that humanity’s problem was an information deficit. Now, I know you can’t speak truth to power if power controls your words, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

Power is the rock on which truth founders. The mainstream media, with a few exceptions, is a single-issue lobby group, whose purpose is to assert the rights of capital.
Here's what I've learnt about the industry in 40 years in journalism.
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And, in restaurants:
People who talk loudly.
People who wear strong aftershave or perfume.
People who blow their nose at the table.
Anyone who is rude to the staff.

If you’ve enjoyed my videos over the last few years I’d love to see you at my live shows. My tour starts in a month and sales have been slower than last year - probably partly because I’m not on X anymore. But it’s a fun show and I’d love more people to see it! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...

Congressman Jamie Raskin hands Nigel Farage his a*** on a plate

Anyone in the UK care to plagiarize?

Johnny Vegas on swapping comedy for ceramics: ‘You’ve got to be hungry for it, and right now, I’m hungry for sculpture’ At 54, the comic has found a new lease of life by embracing his first love – pottery. He talks about agoraphobia, ADHD and creating ceramic cuddles

Johnny Vegas on swapping comedy for ceramics: ‘You’ve got to be hungry for it, and right now, I’m hungry for sculpture’

I’m a Chelsea fan but in the late 60s early 70s often went to Luton games with my school friends.
My favourite song was;
‘Oh Graham French
He is our friend
(repeat)
Full of light, full of mild, full of bitter
Oh Graham French he is our friend’

Reform MP says they will negotiate with the Taliban.

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Humming Bird Hawkmoth, Carey Secret Garden, Dorset

How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail    I would rather  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,  than read one page of the Daily Mail.    If I was bored  in a waiting room in Perivale,  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,  I would not read the Daily Mail.    I would happily read  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.    Far better to  stand outside in a storm of hail,  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,  be swallowed by a humpback whale,  than have to read the Daily Mail.    If I was blind   and it was the only thing in Braille,  I still would not read the Daily Mail.    Brian Bilston 

Today’s poem is called ‘How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

Love it. I was privileged to work there.