bree mabel 🏳️‍⚧️

tried sex but I don't think I'm good enough to go pro :/

like magnets and other magnets

I thought this was Caleb Pitts for a second

you're telling me that a guy named "Blunt Rochester" voted against legal hemp products?

WIIIISEGUYS

WE HAVR TOMMY GUNS

San Francisco, or as the local call it “Scisco”

Two yellow trees and a yellow cab

It’s fun to see republicans do the the whole “well a guy I don’t like is in charge now, but at least we’ll get great art from it” thing people do

Excited for her to be disappointed when the great art never arrives

Wearing headphones in a crowded grocery store should be a punishable offense

despite my illiteracy I'm pretty sure I'm right

*never read a book in my life* shit's been feeling kafkaesque lately

“Me? A joyless billionaire oaf? No way, not possible, I like some movies. I’ll prove it by saying I like some movies!!! That’ll show mean old Joyce Carol Oates, who hurt my feelings really bad because she’s so mean :(”

those tomatoes are waaaaaaaayyyy too big

Imagine the hubbub when they’ve gotta change the lightbulbs in that thing

Pleats? Please, Issey Miyake....

ZOHRAN LOGO THAT SAYS HILLARY FOR PRISON \

This gets the “epic win” award of the week

I’d rather die than live in the computer

My experience of human life may be a combination of billions of synapses firing in sequence but that’s really not my problem

What are you? Stupid?

I refuse to get a brain chip

Crown Heights? Crown lows more like it

I’m sick and tired of people acting like “Gavin” is a respectable name

Grok imagine bouncing on it

Grok, imagine tugging on it but not too hard

is it a recession indicator if people are crowdfunding for Thanksgiving dinner? I can't keep track anymore

its amusing that Republicans spent 4 years calling out Democrats for youthwashing Biden only to turn around and elect a guy who is pretty much the same age and do the exact same patronizing "he's so spry" bullshit

it's never elder abuse when you're the one benefitting from it

mind you, if he were actually doing these things they wouldn't all be going to such lengths to constantly praise him for doing these things

it's literally just Joe Biden 2

"The president had 3 phone calls this morning and didn't drip drool into his phone speaker!!!!!"

he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking - you know, basic operation of a human body/mind

idk shouldn't more folks be concerned at the infantilization of the President? (and by extension, the American people)

He's a big brave boy? He's using the potty!!!! Wowee!!! Gold stars!!!!

sent my resume into the Zohran thing, not sure what I'd help with but I'm down for anything