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Music production. 78rpm records. Strange music. Bad movies. Good movies. Schlock culture. Sneering at fascist bullshit. Processed meat. Circus peanuts. YouTube: youtube.com/c/TheRudySchwartzProject Bandcamp: therudyschwartzproject.bandcamp.com

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A lot of the time people say things that don't really follow from whatever was said immediately before. I have no idea if there was a script, but a lot of it seems like ad libbing by people who aren't listening to anyone else. Mind numbing tedium. So of course I watched all of it.

14.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Something Weird Lost, Lonely And Vicious
YouTube video by SomethingWeirdDotCom Something Weird Lost, Lonely And Vicious

"Lost, Lonely & Vicious" is inarguably the worst film about Hollywood ever filmed in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Don't be fooled by the high octane trailer. There are more sequences of interminable, tedious dialogue than you can shake a can of boiled peanuts at. Prepare for a nap. #FilmSky #BadFilm

14.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Surface Dwellers, by David Morrison track by David Morrison

I decided I like this song enough after all to put it in my shop. It's a little number for my fellow depressives & night owls; you know who you are.

It's the Morning People's world; we just live in it.

Mixed by the Rudy Schwartz Project: bsky.app/profile/wald...

12.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Romanians could offer a few pointers.

12.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, no. But I did get to sit in on one of their rehearsals when I was on a business trip in New York. They played it for me then, and then we went across the street to a deli and ate a sandwich.

12.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Black Page (Arr. for Chamber Ensemble by Jon Nelson & Joe Newman)
YouTube video by Meridian Arts Ensemble - Topic The Black Page (Arr. for Chamber Ensemble by Jon Nelson & Joe Newman)

Around 1992, I recorded a MIDI arrangement of Frank Zappa's "The Black Page". Shortly thereafter, an incredibly talented brass group called The Meridian Arts Ensemble adapted my arrangement to their instrumentation. This is a recording of them performing it at Zappa's house in 1996. #MusicSky

11.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Black Panthers vs. ICE in America
YouTube video by CBC News: The National The Black Panthers vs. ICE in America

These guys need a Go Fund Me.

11.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Jivani doesn't go to Washington, who else is going to be willing to give J.D. Vance a blowjob?

10.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With electrodes attached to their genitals.

09.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll blame Biden.

09.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It'd be hilarious if we collectively exterminated ourselves that quickly. The cockroaches and raccoons would never stop laughing about it. And they'd get tons of free groceries.

09.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He also played in a punk band called "Jaws of Life". Really talented guy.

09.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we've already passed under that bridge.

09.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think Jesus suffered as much for Christianity as the people who forced themselves to watch a Kid Rock concert to prove that they are "Christians."

09.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know Jim Fritzler?

09.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Take the vaccine, please,' a top US health official says in an appeal as measles cases rise A leading U.S. health official is urging people to get inoculated against the measles at a time of outbreaks across several states

Oh, so NOW, after six years of vaccine misinformation, they want people to get vaccinated. Now that there are actual consequences to their stupidity, they want to cover their asses and construct a fig leaf of deniability. Every single kid who gets encephalitis is a mark on these scumbags' rap sheet.

09.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Rudy Schwartz Project - Comin' Round Here
YouTube video by The Rudy Schwartz Project The Rudy Schwartz Project - Comin' Round Here

This is a song about the grift-bait dumbasses who were conned into turning the United States into a fascist sewer. #MusicSky

08.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff

News from the Kremlin's branch office in Washington.

07.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lutnick seems like the kind of guy who would sell his mom into slavery for fifty bucks.

07.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing I hated about Sideways was what followed this scene. A typical case of Hollywood pulling its punches for American audiences. This actually should have been the ending.

07.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cars pass under a pedestrian overpass where a sign reads "Trump is a racist piece of shit".

Cars pass under a pedestrian overpass where a sign reads "Trump is a racist piece of shit".

A little ray of sunshine during an East Bay morning commute.

07.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope his feelings aren't hurt.

07.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know that. I would have assumed that Columbia or Victor did it first.

07.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything by The Eagles or Fleetwood Mac.

07.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Ted Cruz serves anyone's interests, the United States isn't among them.

06.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully Tolstoy will start cranking out a few novellas.

04.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Online Melania review: "I just saw the movie at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. They guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. Melania then burst through the door with Brett Ratner, who was of course holding shrimp cocktail in one hand and furiously jerking off with the other. She shouted "they love our film" and he screamed "your husband rapes children and nobody will ever do anything about it" and they both laughed and everybody in the theater laughed with them and they all laughed so hard that everybody started shitting and eventually they all drowned in their own shit. I managed to escape. Five stars."

Online Melania review: "I just saw the movie at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. They guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. Melania then burst through the door with Brett Ratner, who was of course holding shrimp cocktail in one hand and furiously jerking off with the other. She shouted "they love our film" and he screamed "your husband rapes children and nobody will ever do anything about it" and they both laughed and everybody in the theater laughed with them and they all laughed so hard that everybody started shitting and eventually they all drowned in their own shit. I managed to escape. Five stars."

Reviews have been generally favourable. #FilmSky

04.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump Will Close the Kennedy Center for Two Years for a β€˜Complete Rebuilding’ President Donald Trump, after affixing his name to the Kennedy Center, said he decided that it must be shut down for two years to undergo a "complete rebuilding."

Reportedly they're adding two entirely new wings for hosting tractor pulls and underaged pole dancers.

02.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Oligarchs Can β€œGo to Hell”
YouTube video by Bernie Sanders Oligarchs Can β€œGo to Hell”

If an Amazon van pulls up in front of your house, delivering some cheap, pointless crap that you didn't really need, then you're the problem.

31.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like Bud Freeman on tenor sax.

30.01.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0