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Given how much I despise advertising myself, there's no way I'd want to deliberately inflict it on anyone else.

Groovy! Let me know how it works out.

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I wish Lenny Bruce had lived so that he could have watched YouTube videos explaining how often he could say "fuck" without impacting his monetization potential. As the earnest YouTube guy says, "You have to pick and choose your fucks carefully".

Probably lots of hard work and pulling himself up by his bootstraps. Or maybe through blackmail and tax fraud, if you choose to be cynical about it.

The Man Without a Body

William Burroughs, sitting in front of a graffiti covered wall.

"If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal."
- William S. Burroughs

H. L. Mencken, sitting in a chair and smoking a cigar.

"Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.”
- H. L. Mencken

I presume you're talking about Danny Horn's blog. That guy is a genuinely gifted comedic writer. His blog entries are usually more entertaining than the episodes he's describing.

Dark Shadows(The Complete Series) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive The Epic, Gothic, Horror Soap Opera, depicts the lives, loves, trials, and tribulations of the wealthy Collins family of Collinsport, Maine, where a number of...

The entire series is now available at the Internet Archive. I still haven't watched most of the later episodes. The Leviathan storyline was starting to make my brain bleed.

Colons were much wider in those days.

Didn't know she was Canadian.

I get why someone wants to live in a detached house. What I'll never get is why they insist that everyone around them also has to live in a detached house.

Drawings of Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee, two advocates of human slavery.

Lincoln's greatest error was permitting white southerners to remain citizens. They and their descendants should have been denied suffrage and offered work as servants, maids, and train porters. Those with rhythm could have been allowed to work in vaudeville. America would be a better place today.

Holy shit! Does this mean Nick Fuentes was married to Ernest Borgnine?

I miss the east side movie theatres in Portland.

It's also because I've always assumed he's a Russian asset, which means A) I was wrong, or B) he was, but the bromance has ended, or C) this is all theatre and they're still colluding by staging a fake conflict. My guess is B, but who the hell knows?

Promotional poster for "Tura!", a documentary on the life of Tura Satana.

A Tura Satana documentary is being released today! Yowza! #FilmSky #FasterPussycatKillKill #Psychotronic

I have to admit, I never saw this one coming.

Bad job numbers means it's time to shoot the messenger. Gee, never could have seen that coming. After he installs a crony, any job or inflation numbers coming from the government can be pretty much ignored. #ThisIsHowFascismWorks #Orwell

YouTube video by musrlokoohn David Lynch reciting Captain Beefheart's "Pena"

David Lynch recites Captain Beefheart.

Trump administration to burn $13M worth of female contraceptives, despite NGO's offer to take them | CBC Radio The U.S. State Department plans to incinerate roughly $13.2 million worth of women's contraceptives despite offers from multiple aid agencies to distribute the supplies at no cost.

The first abomination I stumbled upon with my morning coffee. I'm sure there'll be more.

He needs to stop talking to those assholes and focus on trade with countries governed by adults.

Ford claims Campbell's Soup labels are tricking Canadian shoppers: 'Don't let them hoodwink you' Ontario Premier Doug Ford said Canadians should be cautious when trying to support local companies, as he claims Campbell's Soup is labelling products with maple leaves amid a surge in Canadian shoppe...

The scumbags running Campbell's Soup are sticking Canadian flags on their labels, even though none of their shitty products are made here. Sure, Doug Ford is an asshole. But at least he's not a fucking traitor. #Canada #BoycottUSA

He's wrong. The U.S. Supreme Court is in Shitler's back pocket. No way they'll rule against him on tariffs. But we should still walk away tomorrow and wait until next year, when the stupidity of the tariffs will be harder to conceal. And find better trade partners in the meantime.

Happy birthday, Don. I hope you have many more.

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#Minnesota #ProcessedMeat #LobsterMutant #MusicSky

The drapes are almost as disturbing as the ventriloquist dummies.

Maybe there is, or maybe I'm once again overestimating the intelligence of the American public. I've lost count of how many times I've done it before.

Former CEO of Christian nonprofit pleads guilty to possessing child pornography Jason Yates, former CEO of Christian faith-based nonprofit My Faith Votes, pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography.

Not a drag queen.
#Christianity #TrumpSupporters

I would guess that China and Australia will lead on this, while the U.S. and Russia stand around with flies buzzing in and out of their mouths.