🍁The Rudy Schwartz Project🍁

I'd rather make someone grow Brainiac fingers, but with more hair.

YouTube video by SoyomboMusic Oidupaa Vladimir Oiun - "Divine Music From A Jail" [Full Album]

An album of Tuvan throat singing recorded by an inmate in a Soviet prison. #MusicSky #Accordion

AI-generated crap image depicting a jar of mustard wearing a sailor's cap on a shuffleboard with a bright red puck. At the end of the shuffleboard is a phantom image with glowing eyes.

I've been experimenting with one of those AI slop image generators to see how it handles nonsense sentences which include abstract nouns. It appears to be plagiarizing early 60s sci-fi novel art. This one is called "A jar of mustard plays shuffleboard with an enigma." #enshittification

In the next three months, we're going to find out whether Canada's Conservatives are going to bend over for a rage-baiting, authoritarian prick the same way U.S. Republicans bent over for King Putin Fluffer. My guess is they will. #Canada #Politics #Poilievre

I know where Lydia is. But I'm not telling.

I think either "pleaded" or "pled" is considered acceptable in North America. Sort of like how "led" is the past participle of "lead", even though it is often misspelled as "lead".

Not a frog hat left to be found in local Halloween stores on 10/17 in Seattle!! Our Bucket Brigade will be quite ribbiting in our new frog hats as we pound away on our bucket drums at No Kings 2 in Solid Weirdity with our Portland neighbors.

They're fucking nazis.

Found a bunch of cool sides today including 3 Yolanda Bolotine in Ex/Ex+ playing Scriabine on Paraclete. Sound amazing and these are very rare #78rpm

The 'Unknown' US Thereminists RCA Thereminists in the USA - 1930-1945

This source says that Yolanda Bolotine was associated with Leon Theremin in some way.
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I would actually prefer that.

YouTube video by CBC News Saskatchewan Vintage Video: The latest trends in Halloween costumes in 1983

CBC Saskatchewan's 1983 Halloween coverage. #Canada

Marco Rubio lowering his face toward Donald Trump's crotch.

Marco Rubio takes time out for a snack. #MagaMeal

Writing as they say, is rewriting. Same with drawing for me. This is the kid I originally called Jean Shade. I had to draw him four times before I got one I found acceptable. (I do really like his buttons.) Also, I changed his name and expanded his text.

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

You find out the most about Republicans when they don't think anyone outside of their cult is listening. #GOP #Nazis

The transition to a language like Spanish or French is further complicated by introducing gender for inanimate objects.

It's a common assumption (mea culpa) that farmers supported Trump because they're stupid. No doubt, many of them are. But it turns out many of them are just evil scum. If you have 24 minutes, Sarah Taber spells out the details of how Trump's gutting of H-2A rules is facilitating slave labour.

Well, they both end with "titude" so I can understand the confusion. Once you move past two syllables, things can get tricky.

He's probably baffled by coffee machines.

Carney announces long-awaited automatic tax filing, makes school food program permanent | CBC News Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Friday that his government will begin rolling out an automatic tax filing system for low-income Canadians and will make the school food program permanent, in advan...

Carney makes the school food program permanent. Conservatives respond by complaining that things they never supported aren't happening fast enough. Andrew Scheer excels at being an insufferable little cunt. #Canada

One of the producers of "Spookies" has approached me about writing the music for a sequel he's planning.

Killer Nun - The Criterion Channel Directed by Giulio Berruti • 1979 • Italy Starring Anita Ekberg, Joe Dallesandro, Alida Valli Anita Ekberg is a sex-crazed sister with some seriously bad habits in this lurid cult classic. One of the...

Criterion is currently streaming "Killer Nun" as part of its "Nunsploitation" series. Anita Ekberg is a morphine addicted, sadistic sex addict nurse nun who gets thrills by stomping on little old ladies' dentures. Featuring a spiffy Alessandro Alessandroni score. #FilmSky

Devastating news today about King Putin Fluffer not winning the Nobel Peace Prize. I wonder if today's drop in the stock market is a result of his subsequent temper tantrum about tariffs on China. He still has no clue about who has leverage, but it's fun watching him flop around in his own urine.

I've had nights where I've considered that as a viable option.

Thanks, George! I appreciate it.

The CBS "coverage" of the story neglected to mention the guy is an Andrew Tate/Charlie Kirk incel. The United States no longer has anything remotely resembling journalism.

They think it's "funny" because they're stupid, white trash racist fucks.

I can think of no substantive reason why Lee Greenwood needs to exist.

There is probably no single food I would rather eat than fried chicken.

What an effective use of tax dollars for a low-IQ Fourth Reich with $38 trillion in debt.