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#Photographer Bernd Nowack Shares the Story Behind Viral #Photo of the #Moon Perfectly Centered Behind a #Tree

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The condescension of two-bit Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi today underscores that the only thing this administration excels at is a complete lack of self-awareness.

Why isn't Pam Bondi releasing the Epstein Files?

Over 80% of Americans want them released. Its the only thing that a majority of this country agrees on.

If only there was a way to track down the person who called in the fake 911 calls…like a whole bureau of investigators looking into this incitement and the attempted civil war

CBS: “Broadview (IL) Police Chief Thomas Mills said that ICE agents at the detention facility have called 911 to report several incidents that turned out to be false. Mills said ICE agents are draining the resources of his department and the community by making false 911 calls.”

Say Hello to Pippa.

Now you wait just a goll darn minute.
You mean to tell me a judge could have sworn in the new representative?
You mean Speaker Mikey doesn’t hafta be the one to swear her in?
Well why in the chicken fried fuck hasn’t she been sworn in yet?
Shoulda sworn her in while the MAGApublicans were hiding.

Tomorrow the Epstein survivors will storm Capitol Hill to demand release of the files. I hope new Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva is sworn in at their press conference by another judge or official who is authorized to do so (doesn’t have to be the Speaker).

Officially

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Attorney General John Mitchell went to the slammer.

PammyJo needs to do a little homework.

Presidents skate.
Attorneys General get locked up.

Fast forward to when South Park has PammyJo in prison with Ghislaine.

She deserves as many years in the slammer as she has been covering for trumpstein.

ANTIFA

ANTEETHA

ANFIFA

Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize The committee recognized Trump with a "certificate of participation."

Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Trump on Chicago: "It's probably worse than almost any city in the world. You could go to Afghanistan, you could go to a lot of different places."

Dillis Filler is cranky because they wouldn't let her use the bathroom....and you know what it's like when you really have to poop

☠️😎 Ukrainian drones of the 427th separate regiment of unmanned systems "Rarog" destroy Russian assault groups.

*shared on trunt social

ANTHROPOCENE

NOUN: The current geological age, viewed as the period during which human activity has been the dominant influence on climate and the environment.

"The calendar might say a certain year, but to geologists, we're living in the Anthropocene."

We smoke more weed before 7am than most rastafarians smoke all day.

Wake and Bake, Boomers.

#Cannabis4ChronicPain
#cannabinauts

Or more.

JUST IN: Chicago journalistsa re suing DHS and ICE over force used against reporters:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her