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Simple. You Find Secrets on Beijing, you blackmail Xis Caravan Master for being a cannibal, and spend some prestige and boom. Someone gets stabbed in the toilet. Problem solved.

Brynden Rivers is an amazing character, the Henry Kissinger/j Edgar Hoover Big Dog, black bag spook of Westeros. And he's *barely* 40 at ashford

"Exxon/Mobil aquires Netflix/discovery/Sky Dance-WB. Warner Brothers movie net profit this year is 7 trillion dollars" is every year now

Me money laundering billions into Warner Brothers to get my 15 year Justice Society of America cinematic universe; regardless what the rest of you dorks want

And landis both a sex pest and couldn't write earnestly if his life depended on it

Max Landis, outside of being problematic, a *terrible* choice for this. At its core, GI Joe is incredibly earnest and unapologetic at its corniness and it's message that They Never Give up, Never Say Die

Bustin Skulls FOR THE DREAM

Bringing the great GI Joe pitch @danmynrd.bsky.social and I threw together on the old site in light of Current Events

"Barbie but for GI Joe director must understand that there's a fire in the soul of every young man since the dawn of time. That fire is violence, but also having fun with it

sports movie by its median, underlying message:
🏀: learning teamwork can let the youths overcome adversity.
⚾️: i love America & also being a father.
🏈: there's a fire in the hearts of men. this fire is violence. its a fire that wishes to crush its enemies and dominate their souls.

This video is very Tekken 3 coded. I can't quite explain it

Its Friday.

i very much enjoyed that charcaters, inworld assume much more serious geopolitcal reasons for the IR conflict that lex goes "Nope! its comic bullshit!"

i dont know man, i think is trying to triple post doc speak a genre trope thats pretty straight forward

like clark as a metaphor for a general immigrant disapera isnt literally "hes from a species of space jews" thats a you thing man

saw a take on this so utterly cooked, i fear we might put a ban on dorks being allowed to enjoy genre media for like 6 months

any fears of a dubious future this might give you I guaratee youd 100% be back onboard if Mr Shovel here had a lil hat attached to his head that hes programed to juantily raise as people walk by with a Microsoft Sam "MORNIN'"

Really if you had to make this show, the conquest is pretty quick and you run through to the councilor assention as a wee baby

Aegon with the most jock thing of "surely having children with two wives simultaneously won't cause catastrophic succession issues. Surely."

aegor really did have the vito death didnt he

Aenys: I'm your older brother and I was stepped over!
Maegor: that's the way pop wanted it.
Aenys: It aint the way I wanted it! I can handle things, I'm smart!

Ah duh. But a man can dream of a better tomorrow

Oh he's fucking both. Aegon was wildin out with some bigimist incest.

Convinced generations of descendants that that was the secret to being OP

Unironically love if this art is like an official inworld commissioned portrait. Like aegon liquidated 2 million people 17 minutes ago, and he's in the Aegonfort going "LISTEN WORM. IF YOU MISCONSTRUE MY SISTERS TONED ASSES AND FLAWLESS MOUTHS, ILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH" at some random artisan

You divide the 24 tacos for dinner/breakfast/lunch/dinner
A beer an hour? Could do it in my sleep
You space out the beer and meals for a solid two 3 hour blocks for the run