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the untold treasures that lie, just beneath the surface

again i ask, why is this on my phone

looking great, sir! very healthy!

Oh you had to go to the ancient library for 13 hours? Strange did one sequence of finger gestures and made this frat pledge shit his pants. Absolutely killed at the Columbia Sigma Nu class of 1950 reunion.

While all you clerics and warlocks have toiled away reading your many tomes and incantations, Stephen Strange spent 6 months in Tibet perfecting the precise hand movements that allow him to *bend reality to his very will*

Department manager: Dan have those troubleshooting analysis reports gotten compiled yet?
Me, screaming: AH THE COMPLEXITY OF k̴̯͠ę̸̘̑y̵͈̝͒̉ ̴̻̬̎̚o̵͕̹͋r̸̙̼̒͌b̵͍̳͆ KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL. I HAVE PIECED THE VEIL OF THE CYBERSPACE AN-
Manager: so that's a no then?

I choose to be free

WE BACK BABY

cleric adjusting glasses: um actually, according the the ninth tome of the Grand Enoch's Ways of the Mystical Third Eye, the art of divination can only be achieved with-
Sorceror: HEYO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT SON. JUST MADE THIS GUY SUCK HIS OWN DICK WITH JUST THE POWER OF MY MIND

even within the arcane arts, the nerd/jock divide comes for us all

Hal Jordan: hey you like The Scorpions? they really rip. thats what the kids say right? Rip?
Jon Stewart, a black man 12 years younger than hal: sure man

i do feel like the 80s do reinbvegerate older hall with its litany of middling strip club metal bands, thus making him more old

"he this doesnt fuckin whip anymore?" is hal's rejection of every band he liked when the oput out that early 80s new wave concept album

hal would counter that did he make anything as good as Styx' renegade? No? checkmate lib.

bronze age comics are amazing cuz it loves taking the d-list one off goons earnstly protrayed in the silver age and go "what if they all were depressingly staring down the barrel of a whiskey glass in costume as Don Henely's 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘺 plays"

hes so aggressively not 1) new york or 2) italian so its purely a man that doesnt mind some soft rock

hal the kind of square that likes Uptown girl, mainly cuz it hits too close to home about his thing with carol

i think im speaking hard truth nukes about things that 100% happened in the DCU

Hal: listen baby, i get it, pride of long island and what not BUT IF YOU SPEAK ILL OF BOB SEGER AGAIN I SWEAR TO MERCIFUL CHRIST

Hal: yeah it 𝘪𝘴 Still Rock And Roll To Me

back in 81, him and Ollie helped the atom thwart a Chronos plot to steal the entirity of the MoMA. Cali boy Jordan not one to know the greater NYC, soon shacked up with an italian woman from Hempstead and was quiclky introduced to 𝘎𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴.

*Billy Joel's 𝘐'𝘮 𝘔𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘖𝘶𝘵 plays first didactic then nondidiactic*

This movie is literally very insane. It's kinda amazing how much you could fuck up a propaganda film more than releasing like 3 months after the tet offensive

You gotta hand it to the Duke, he really wanted to get ahead of this thing from a PR perspective

Even perennial psychopath Mel Gibsons more sympathetic We Were Soliders hits the viewer really fucking hard with WAR IS HELL and WINNING THIS CONFLICT MIGHT BE UNTENABLE

I think quite literally there's *maybe* a handful of pro Vietnam War films. Like think of the first movie about Nam that comes to your head, how is the United States policy in that region portrayed? Probably not great!

DC Comics pulp orgins: I, Super-Adventurer, REX "THE MONGOOSE" HARDSTONE, must save my boss's daughter, ASHLEY PETITE, from these nazi spies, who may also be robots.
Marvel Comics pulp origins: this horror book was the sole reason the Comics Code Authority was created.

Indistinguishable. Too bad these guys cant talk on work then we'd be good to go.

“rent” and “jail” are fake ideas meant to keep us from discovering the Proporción Última, the mix of uppers and liquor that makes all consequences disappear