Neil Scully

Gays with Air Con.

Bosh cunt throwing Amy round like she's his marriage vows.

#Strictly
#StrictlyComeDancing
#SCD

Gays on Gays on
September October
30th 1st

Me waking up at 2am with the munchies.

I have a name.

To be fair they probably think that's how you spell homos

#OnlyConnect

What links these?

Used to always snigger at this in the local shopping centre.

Someone's put a meeting in at 4.30 on a Friday.

Ha! Well yes the interface is awful and the adverts are excessive so wouldn't blame you.

Parks is on U.

Nobody:

Gooners accessing adult websites via Face ID:

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Well I guess the Rapture isn't happening so I'd better put the dinner on.

💀

Catching up on the #Strictly launch show.

#SCD
#StrictlyComeDancing

Oh yeah definitely I know his name

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Spent some of yesterday thinking Charlie Chalk had been shot dead.

Used my toastie maker for the first time in ages so that's me using it every meal for the next few weeks before putting it back in the cupboard and forgetting about it again for months.

Following complaints, the government have announced the next emergency alert will have an updated sound.

Wonder how many people nearly ripped their dick off mid-wank when the Emergency Alert came through.

The hell of having an unskippable ad and it's the fucking Pepto Bismol one.

Can't stick him. Apparently a genius but then thinks everything is stacked against the older generations. Absolute fucking clown.

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Though depends how big he is

Getting bombarded with Sainsbury's ads at the moment and I'm not mad about it tbh.

Big Mo meeting her great-great grandson. #Eastenders

5 years since one of the greatest news headlines.