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SAHD life—True Progressive Democrat—Black Lives Matter—Jewish Lives Matter—Trans Lives Matter— Horseshoe Theorist—Always Say Gay —Team Pete/Team Sanity! 🍷🐝 ✡️

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Gallego told me everything I needed to know about him when he attacked Buttigieg’s service out of nowhere.

How vile.

02.12.2025 15:42 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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You can’t build a coalition with those people. We try and try and they keep doing this. We’ll look elsewhere.

Thanks though!

26.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is exactly why the “I refuse to read any statement in the tone in which it was offered” crowd can’t coalition-build.

They legit think he was praising DOGE because they have ZERO media literacy.

Their political instincts are dogshit.

26.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JFC STFU 🙄

In 2025 were over performative hatred of the most effective public servants we have.

Go away.

26.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS IS A REPUBLICAN ACCOUNT

THEY ARE SHIFTING INTO “BOTHSIDES” MODE

YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT EARLY

12.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok this is definitely an op account.

You can ALWAYS tell if you spot the signs.

They still talk EXACTLY like Republicans, and they “bothsides” us straight to authoritarianism

Run.

12.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

^this is op language.

Be immediately suspicious of account using MAGA designed talking points

12.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m confused about what you mean by “for nothing”?

Either the House doesn’t open up, which would remove the talking point “the Dems are why the government isn’t open”, or they do and we vote on the Epstein files discharge petition.

It being “for nothing” isn’t an option.

10.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Republicans: “We only have 55 votes, we need 60!”
Dems: “Then work with us”
Republicans: “NO”
Also Republicans: “Why won’t you give us votes for free??” 😒

Bro… you’re literally asking for government handouts 🤣

Congrats, you just invented socialism!

Maybe try working to earn what you need 🤨

07.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

This Chinese food hit so hard tonight I was crab Rangooning

02.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait… actual Blue MAGA seems to be his constituency 🤔

27.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I see the issue!

Saying he read it three times “to make sure it wasn’t” feels like confirmation bias 🤔

Perhaps he should read it once “to see if it is”? 🧐

22.10.2025 12:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days.

Epstein Shutdown.

15.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 27047    🔁 9466    💬 905    📌 489
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This sums up their lying perfectly www.meidasplus.com/p/this-weeke...

12.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 18363    🔁 5576    💬 540    📌 218

^people who say this out themselves as the real fascist enablers.

Shit like this is part of a Sino-Russian Psyop designed to sow discord and help Republicans/fascists win

10.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”

06.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 7937    🔁 3865    💬 311    📌 183

Setting the record straight here:

1. NO ONE earning over $500,000 annually gets an ACA tax credit.

2. Undocumented immigrants are NOT eligible for ACA tax credits.

3. If Republicans do not pass an extension of ACA tax credits, premiums will rise by 114 percent next year.

01.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 191    🔁 80    💬 4    📌 5
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“How do you do, fellow chicken chaser?”

15.09.2025 00:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Coopting the grief of others is such a vile and selfish thing.

13.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Acceptable Losses Whose deaths get to be deemed unacceptable in supremacist America, and whose are deemed necessary? And who does the deeming?

"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were.

But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."

www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...

13.09.2025 18:01 — 👍 4230    🔁 1390    💬 74    📌 103

“But he called Kirk a fascist!!”

I think I see the confusion here.

Groypers say “Fascist” the way Leftists say “Liberal”.

They’re to the RIGHT of fascism.

It’s derogatory for not going far enough.

13.09.2025 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him

13.09.2025 17:36 — 👍 26345    🔁 5737    💬 553    📌 198
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a man says that 's news to me ALT: a man says that 's news to me

White Christo-fascism gave birth to this nation?

13.09.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maga: “Liberals, Leftists, and Democrats are our ENEMIES!”

Random MAGA: <Kills somebody>

MAGA: “See, the ‘lunatic Left’ did this. We must punish them!”

<Rinse.Repeat ad nauseam>

12.09.2025 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s extremely not.

11.09.2025 11:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But… but he was correct…

11.09.2025 03:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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