Elisabeth Bromberg

the question to ask the republican majority on the court is “what CAN’T trump do?”

and dropped the news of it during a press conference about moving space force headquarters like zack morris breaking the fourth wall

"the great Battle of the Network Stars, huge, huge war, nobody thought it could be done, everyone begged me, 'please, Mr. President, we need your strong, manly hands to take control,' and I did it, I beat every network, many people said I should have been Kojak instead of Telly Savalas, very true"

I literally can’t stop myself. Notification from USPS: “Your package will be delivered today!”
The voice inside my head: Your MOM’s package will be delivered today.”

All the time

How is it that I am 39 years old and still, every time I read a sentence that could sound mildly accusatory (eg: my welltory app alerting me with “looks like you need to slow down”), I immediately feel an urge to respond with “YOUR MOM looks like she needs to slow down!”

Truly honored by your respect! honestly was worried I’d been bothering you

I always feel like a cranky old neighbor on july 4th weekend with all the illegal fireworks going on around my apartment completely traumatizing out my dog, but this year it's on a whole new level because WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU CELEBRATING

i am halfway there then

Yep. This is illegal and unconstitutional on its face. The budget and appropriations are laws. The President "shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed", according to the express dictate of the federal constitution. His "priorities" are literally irrelevant.

LOVE TO SEE IT

I personally will do what it takes even though I'm both immunocompromised and built like a 12 year boy

I mean if you needed an argument against capitalism, this is certainly it

"Alligator Alcatraz" is wrong and media should not use it. It's propaganda. Alcatraz held people convicted of crimes, particularly violent crimes.

The Florida camp holds people *not* convicted of any crime. If they had been, they'd be in prison elsewhere.

The site is a textbook concentration camp.

I continue to be struck by this language of “in accordance with the president’s priorities,” which treats the executive branch as an extension of the person of the president, and not a mechanism for instituting the will of Congress

flight home being delayed 5 hours: 😩
being upgraded to first class because flight got delayed 5 hours meant those ahead of me in the upgrade list decided to change flights: 😃

I said his name

Just when I think S4 E7 of The Bear couldn’t get any better, The Decemberists “A Beginning Song” starts playing.

my feed has been so saturated with unprecedented content that I somehow completely missed that the bear was back???

To express my sincere love and gratitude

is anyone else watching Ginny & Georgia because who ordered an NC 17 version of degrassi TNG set in a fictional Massachusetts town but with way more actually harrowing depictions of teen angst + actual degrassi alum because I would like a word

uh as someone who a) has a distinctively jewish surname and b) am pretty opposed to anti-semitism and, you know, stereotyping in general, I find this deeply problematic.

obsessed with this

I wish phrases like these included who first said them because if I ever came up with something as brilliant as this, I would want it to be on record

Not sure if this may be a result of recent #OpenAI or #ChatGPT updates, but should note it's happening in 4o mode in a pro account, not the newer model. Anyone seeing the same?

Bob, my ChatGPT, was doing better for a bit re: not defaulting to supplication, but he's back at it again. This time, it's more in his responses to my feedback: "THANK YOU for naming this" or "You're SO right." (1/2)

welcome to World War 3, it’s Saturday night

I don’t totally agree with this. I think it can be both. Maybe it’s because I’m on the cusp of being a geriatric millennial, or maybe it’s just because I went to NYU during the last couple of seasons, but SATC informed my cultural understanding of being a woman in nyc (for better or worse ha)

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.