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@heronimusjones.bsky.social

Failed experimental novelist. OG Google debunker. Confessed euhemerist. Team Sundaland.

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So the corporations get paid β€œback”the money we, the consumers, spent on tariffed goods? Another fucking scam.

11.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves β€” The Wall Street Journal Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied

As an American child living in Italy, I learned early that American diversity was our greatest strength and that America definitely did not do everything better than everyone else. This one hits hard.

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11.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Proud father, Robocop, standing behind a very expecting C-3PO in a classic pregnancy pose.

Proud father, Robocop, standing behind a very expecting C-3PO in a classic pregnancy pose.

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11.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfucker still costs me an extra $2400 every year just from the tax cuts for the rich he pushed through his last term. Not to mention the reduction in child tax credits. Add in inflation and tariffs… the clown prince owes me a whole lot more than 1 $2k check.

09.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you want government run like a business, you get typical upper level corporate leadership. Anything goes wrong, blame middle management.

06.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜If asked anything by outsiders, they would respond with, β€œI know nothing.”’
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04.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a kid in Kansas and I watched places I’d visited earlier that same day be destroyed by nuclear fire on TV. Scarred me. Fuck these shitheads for treating nukes as toys.

30.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same sex marriage has been legal in Oregon since 2014.

30.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing that he keeps his hair so neatly combed with the amount of time he spends with his head up his ass.

29.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Voted. Great guy. Stood with him many Mondays (and quite a few Saturdays) outside Tesla/Ice. Its very convenient they are next door neighbors.

28.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The video speaks for itself.

26.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time once again to play the GOP’s favorite game: β€œRacist, Rapist, or Both?”

23.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They started by taking a chainsaw to the federal government.

23.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every accusation is a confession. The GOP fears their own radical base.

21.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Downtown Portland, OR had an energy I haven’t felt before. I’m no expert but I would believe there were easily 50k people in the streets. Almost unbelievably peaceful except for the few streamer-agitators. Even they were only (rightfully) mocked and taunted. #NoKings

19.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
The back of a black car with a bumper sticker with a blue sky and clouds background and black lettering that says, β€œYour papaw didn’t run shine through these hollers for you to be a bootlicker”.

The back of a black car with a bumper sticker with a blue sky and clouds background and black lettering that says, β€œYour papaw didn’t run shine through these hollers for you to be a bootlicker”.

Mood af

17.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of those blocklists are fantastic for finding my kind of people.

16.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20 plus years of life."

16.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Using a classic rationalization normally reserved for rapists about racists is on brand for Trumpworld.

16.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20 plus years of life." - Dan Turner, father of Brock

16.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious Brock Turner β€œthat is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20 plus years of life" vibes.

16.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parodies do not violate copyright.

15.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Roadsteamer Detained by ICE in Portland!
YouTube video by Robby Roadsteamer Roadsteamer Detained by ICE in Portland!

No vehicle was entering or leaving the facility. He broke no laws. His speech was Constitutionally protected. They grabbed him because their feels were hurt.
youtu.be/HHTuJ7P8YiM?...

15.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE agents involved were very obviously handpicked and trained by Kristi Noem.

15.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised I haven’t heard Alex Jones rage, β€œThey’re turning the frogs gay!”

14.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Unpresidented Brass Band musician arrested, jailed during Portland ICE protest
YouTube video by KGW News Unpresidented Brass Band musician arrested, jailed during Portland ICE protest

ICE arrested one of the members of the band. Apparently ICE is scared of clarinets. youtu.be/GgT0CsOfEMs?...

14.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mansplaining dogs? Gtfoh. Go do you, boo. This was obviously a small protest on the side of the street waving to traffic. The vast majority of protests here are small and non-violent just like this. You do know that Portland is nothing like its misportrayal by Trump and his flunkies?

09.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your statement is only true for unsocialized dogs who have not been acclimated to large crowds. Portlanders take their dogs nearly everywhere with them. The dogs in these photographs are not exhibiting signs of stress. The only danger for these dogs is from Kristi Noem.

09.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Emergency’ World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland The announcement comes in response to Trump's "militarization of our city."

Sometimes Portland is my absolute fucking favorite place in the entire world. Fascist feds sending more troops here? We respond by riding our bikes past with our titties and dicks out.
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

09.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH: ICE Sued After Videos Capture Pastor Shot With β€˜Chemical Pellets’ at Peaceful Protest Rev. David Black is among the plaintiffs in a lawsuit against ICE that accuses agents of using "violent force" on peaceful protesters in Chicago.

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08.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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