I like wearing tighter pants bc they make my ass look good but I’m ab to start tucking bc they’re squeezing my balls through the fabric like playdough through a strainer

MONDAY.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NORMAL ANSWERS BELOW.

I have a tooth rotten to the gums bc I’m scared lf what itll cost me meanwhile lady w a labradoodle and a blacked out suburban is “thrifting for meats”
Fuck your mother

Like BITCH IF YOU CANT AFFORD FULL PRICE MEAT PUT DOWN THE LULULEMON

Fucking hate frisco I stg if I see another blonde lady in a tennis skirt looking at discounted meats one more time I’m gonna lose it

I just wanna run away and become an artisan

I tink dat be depression

*sucking teeth* FFFFUUUCCCK I LOVE KIKUO SO MUCH

A sketchbook with a skull pencil sketch and molar ink sketch

Sketching while in the periodontist waiting room. How appropriate. 💀🦷 (And that is a broken molar tattoo on my hand. My other hand has an intact one). Drawn with a Koh-I-Noor clutch pencil and a Kaweco Sport fountain pen in a Lochby pocket notebook. #Drawing #Sketch #PenAndInk

Used a curling iron on my wiener now it wont uncurl

Mfw seven years pass and I’m seven years older

Maybe a wank might fix things

Don’t get stuck following the news cycle. Focus on which information is useful and which is clutter.

FRIDAY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE FUN WHILE IT REMAINS LEGAL.

MONDAY.
GAMES WHERE YOUR MOUSE CURSOR TURNS INTO A LITTLE GAUNTLET.

Can only hope the hobbyist rug tufter to chain-maille jewelry pipeline leads to a trend in bronze age metallurgy.

I’m fucking high as fuck get me off this ride

#godot experimenting a bit with the aesthetic, paper craft/origami is a fun way to liven up a relatively #lowpoly model

#gamedev #indiedev

I’LL SEE MYSELF OUT

Lentils are like STUPID easy to make and are great for you, i can even send you the recipe I use if you’re interested

They make me work like 10 hrs overtime per week and the pay is good but I would be like 70% less depressed if i could be home by 3:30

They call me cheddar the way I

Good job steph :3

Dude my throat been hurting big time last three days idk what it is tho

Mr. Brain can you fucking start working I have a job to do

“Its a patina” I say as I crack off a flake of crud

They don’t think it be how it is, but it do

MONDAY.
WAIT...WHAT MONTH IS IT?

Post it I wanna see! :>

Cowboy beep byorp