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i am watching!

haven’t been able to follow the Jamelle Bouie drama because he blocked me for criticizing the NYT months ago. not for criticizing him, but for criticizing the NYT. no mention of him whatsoever there. that’s where i am at with the guy

“Hey you read about this? You guys hear about this? Kevin? Scary Movie 6, will cancel Cancel Culture.”

Ian Miles Cheong (second from left) and other paid influencers in Dubai.

oh my god this photo of ian miles tails cheong hanging out with his fellow paid to live in dubai social influencers i am DYING. smeagol glow up era.

Peter Lorre’s greatest role

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

is this good?

"Shohei Ohtani continues to amaze us." 🦄

Honored to do these features for MLB Network!!

We’re at the stage where every centrist who defended Biden on Gaza is now pretending they were always against him

“If you want to know how it feels to have slaves, in the modern world – and not be blamed openly for this desire – visit Dubai.”

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is that Jordan Knight

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories His attorney snatches them out of Bill's hands.

Bill smiling

I always smile at photos of me with a sex trafficker when I hate sex trafficking

A reminder that when I worked on the Hill, I heard, unprompted, from three different, unrelated people, including reporters and other staff, that Mike Tracey smelled fucking terrible. Like notably bad.

It was so notable, multiple people said this to me without being asked.

i’m not following, free Palestine

none of this matters, we’re going to defund that country

Jeff FUCKin idiot

i remember how this guy solemnly admitted out loud on Twitter many years ago that he was alone. hope this is still the case!

btw i’m Jewish and i’m gonna get as many anti-Zionists elected as possible here to defund Israel. that’s my priority.

you thought you had something there, didn’t you lol?

yeah, sounds good.

Lol

NY 2.0 in the Middle East + fewer Nazis? sign me the fuck up

we are nearly a full three years since the genocide began. the only conclusion everyone should be at right now is that Israel should exist not as a Jewish state but as a state with equal rights for everyone. and the sooner we do this, the sooner we halt this rising level of anti-Semitism.

oh my god enough

“Hello #BlueSky, I’m still here. Inshallah Knicks will be Jalenmaxxing”

Hi folks, these days, when someone is having a health issue, it's referred to as an "opportunity," so let's go with that – I'm having one of those. It's also called a type of cancer that's “treatable” not "curable." I apologize if that's a shock – it was to me too. The good news is, I'm not gonna go into any more detail. I'm posting this, because professionally, a few things will have to change - appearances and cons and work in general need to take back seat to treatment. My plan is to get as well as I possibly can over the summer so that I can tour with my new movie Ernie & Emma this fall. There are several cons this year summer that I have to cancel. Big regrets on my part. Treatment needs and professional obligations don't always go hand-in-hand. That's about it. I'm not trying enlist sympathy-or advice-Ijust want to get ahead of this information in case false information gets out (which it will). Fear not, I am a tough old son-of-a-bitch and I have great support, so I expect to be around a while. As always, you're the greatest fans in the world and I hope to see you soon! Much love, Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell announces he has a type of cancer that's "treatable" not "curable"

it’s so fucking funny that they renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War and are now pretending they’re not at war bsky.app/profile/kenk...

very funny to have retweeted Fuentes after posting this