Brock Beauchamp

lol to all involved in that first inning

It's a completely reasonable and fine time to use Ashby, but it's still funny because now Murph is literally having Ashby start games because he wants him to pitch so much

i bet yankees fans are sad right now

bummer

pat murphy so anxious that he hasn't been able to pitch ashby in 48 hours that he's putting him out there in the first

like we haven’t been patient for 34 years already

I just said “hey labubu” in a yogi bear voice and my kids don’t appreciate my brilliance at all

portland

upstate New York and NYC: notorious allies in everything

exactly. we can have all sorts of interesting conversations when we get within a country mile of actual sentience; this ain’t it

some days it feels like 75% of the internet is people searching for grievances to be upset about

it’s a fucking computer, man

the tbs stream through hbo max is TERRIBLE

audio cuts out, buffers constantly

lol i was making a smart ass comment, and murph actually just went and did it

@rdtopp.bsky.social which inning will we see ashby?

the umpire absolutely fucked the padres right there

Mike Shildt is going to put himself on the mound by the seventh

Luis Arraez has literally one skill and is deficient in every other skill

So he should probably at least run hard in the postseason

"when pca gets a pitch over the white part of the plate, he can have success"

jesus christ

i stopped drinking last year

ben mcdonald's commentary is making me reconsider

Yes! I phrased that poorly. They scored first 60% of the time and lost every time

I did research on that several years ago, and I think they led in something like 60% of their postseason losses during the streak. Just absolutely brutal and the ultimate sports troll job

What a thrill it was to watch the Buck Truck in 2025! 🔥 #twins #minnesota #mntwins

dunno, joseph goebbels jr is pretty hardcore

holy shit, mason miller

*starts deleting game note about the cubs controlling machado and tatis*

this game is so boring now they’re taking away runs

this franchise never stops giving us prime material

MLB in-game interviews with coaches aren't NBA/WNBA levels of unwatchable, but they're still pretty much the worst thing ever

I like a varied offensive approach. The Brewers are really fun to watch, but they're also not completely incompetent offensively, which the Guardians are.

people talk about the guardians playing "the right away", but my counterpoint is that this team is boring af and i don't want them to advance

Thomas Pynchon's middle name is "Ruggles", and that is somehow completely surprising and not surprising whatsoever