Justin 💁🏻‍♂️

🥰 You thought of the leopard spot joke first so clearly you are as smart as you are handsome!

First, you’re a real one.

I know it is a lot it is a lot, but I appreciate the flexibility more photos in one post provides. I have been trying to use Instagram like a (highly idealized) photo gallery for my life. So not having to edit for which photos make it is nice

I have no idea if you scrolled through my 20 pics now, but thank you for liking! 😘

Ok, I know just the spot to support you 😜

See I can be mildly clever too!

Nope, I’m not clever, just h word 🫠

Posting a 19 photo carousel on Instagram is unhinged to me. Why not just make it an even 20?

No, but now I wish it was 🙃

He’s hot, but it’s the puns and double entendres for me

Need a spotter?

Amazing! After sprinting from one terminal to another too many times I try not to connect through Charlotte any more

I am glad I can be in such good company as “Bi Married DL for Hung,” assuming your people you may know are anything like mine 😅

And I only got to enjoy it for like a week 😭

Your eyes are stunning here!

I am in a middle age Snapchat renaissance so it’s not too late for you

One of my favorites, enjoy!

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For being cute but insufferable?

And also liking them or sending flame emoji reactions

Thank you and love the use of resplendent! 💜

I definitely have a backlog of photos, but this one was from last night 😅

They definitely like my selfies so they clearly aren’t mad that I take them 😜

Thank you! That’s such a nice compliment as I have a round face so I rarely feel like my jaw line shows well

Mustached man in a purple hoodie sweatshirt and jeans taking a selfie in a bathroom

Little did my friends know, I had already taken this picture before they dragged me by saying: “We know where you are by the bathroom in your selfies”

Is he actually productive though?

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Peak television

I’m listening (and looking)

Great start to the week 🩶

Way to go! 👏

You, a smart-ass? Never 🙂‍↔️

Thank you! I feel great for being as old as I am. Glad it was a good birthday!

Great! Lots of people, good food, fun times. Only thing missing was a Colorado Otter!

My sister-in-law made these amazing cornmeal blueberry cookies. I made a lot: pork roast, kale salad, butternut squash curry, cranberry bars. Was a fun time! How has your weekend been?