mary beth

oh my fuck

just a lil guy

the only thing im going to care about for the forseeable future is the dw3 remaster.

shoutout to the bojangle's we went to last night that had an ai taking our drive thru order, only for us to get told at the window that they had no chicken. and they're a chicken place. we're still clowning on you in the work chat.

I think something that could unite us all is building a new SS Edmund Fitzgerald

sometimes you come up with wild ideas when under time constraints, like blow drying your hair while also on the toilet

"gundam wing 30th anniversary"

oof. owf. my bones.

while i did enjoy ff: first steps, it sucks im gonna have to wait until doomsday to say that i called it when rdj was announced as doom.

converting to beach mode

its me smile

also holy shit i wish i could make my out of office for work just a link to the potc scene of “you spent three days on a beach…drinking rum?”

but its me instead of jack sparrow and its seven days.

getting a revival of the fucking doctor of thuganomics was not on my bingo card but i guess its also “punkanomics” now

A'ja Wilson at the line with the score tied at 69-69 at 4:23 of the 4th qtr, A'ja made her Fts

We were 3 seconds away... alas

a foot drawn by Rob Liefeld has endorsed Cuomo

i wish

but no, i had to get my good noodle points

debating on buying a cheap seat to smackdown in two weeks

wanna see some genuine wrestle boys smashing some meat together

mmmmm, 10am airport gin

improv has been going well i suppose

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

i had to write in the work teams chat about “what i did onsite” this week to make sure our team continues to “prove our worth by providing value” so yeah

i deserve to expense this root beer float

Siri make it stop

shit u rite

the only thing thats potentially holding me back is the fact im going to the beach in less than two weeks and plan on floating in the ocean and drinking rum for 8 days

also its roo weekend so nashville is actually kinda empty and its great

i have therapy first so we’ll see how my brain is after

(chances are she’ll also say “do it.”)

been traveling non stop for the past…ever and today i just need everyone to shut up

what if i….

got a friday the 13th flash tattoo today?